Balantanda
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- Jul 13, 2008
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THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: Hello.
WOMAN: Honey,Its me.Are you at the club?.
MAN: Yes.
WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautifull leather coat.Its only $ 1,000..Is it OK if I buy it?.
MAN: Sure,go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models.I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $ 390,000.
MAN: OK,but that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: Great! Oh,and one more thing the house I wanted last year is back on the market.Theyre asking $ 2,950,000 for it.
MAN: Well,then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 2,800,000.They will probably take it.If not,we can go the extra $ 150,000 if its really a good one.
WOMAN: OK,Il see you later! I love you so much!.
MAN: Bye! I love you,too.
The man hangs up.The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment,mouths agape..
He turns and asks: Anyone knows who this phone belongs to???????
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: Hello.
WOMAN: Honey,Its me.Are you at the club?.
MAN: Yes.
WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautifull leather coat.Its only $ 1,000..Is it OK if I buy it?.
MAN: Sure,go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models.I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $ 390,000.
MAN: OK,but that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: Great! Oh,and one more thing the house I wanted last year is back on the market.Theyre asking $ 2,950,000 for it.
MAN: Well,then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 2,800,000.They will probably take it.If not,we can go the extra $ 150,000 if its really a good one.
WOMAN: OK,Il see you later! I love you so much!.
MAN: Bye! I love you,too.
The man hangs up.The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment,mouths agape..
He turns and asks: Anyone knows who this phone belongs to???????
