John Smith started the day early having set
His alarm clock for 6 am
(MADE IN JAPAN)
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)
Was perking, he shaved with his
Electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)...
Jamani sina nia ya kumtusi mtu ila tuache tabia ya kuweka picha zinazofanana na zeutamu....nimekuwa nikitalii kwenye thread mbalimbali lakini kikubwa si kupata maoni bali kuona namna wanaJF...
Sokwe mdogo alimuuliza mamaye; "Mama hivi mbona sisi tuna sura mbaya sana?" Mama Sokwe akamjibu mwanae kwa upendo; "Mwanangu ungeamini kuwa sisi ni wazuri sana laiti tu,ungemwona huyu mtu...
Where there are Tanzanian...there must be a problem.
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you.
We have some Tanzanian up here in heaven that are causing problems...
Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations have been
revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going to be accepted.
1. The Kitchen and all...
Kuna jamaa mmoja aitwae Williams alikuwa akisoma chuo huko California, ambapo alikuwa aki-share hostel pamoja na dada mmoja aitwae Jane. Katika apartment waliyopanga pale hostel ilikuwa na vyumba...
Kwa wale wadau wenyewe nyumba ndogo au vibustani...ukipigiwa simu na small house afu mida hiyo upo na my wife wao inakuwaje wapo??
pata attachment hiyo
Kuna muubiri mpya mjini kwetu alitaka mahitaji yake posta. Kwa jitihada zake za kutafuta Posta iliko akakwama hivyo hakuwa na jinsi zaidi ya kutafuta mwenyeji amuulize. Mazungumzo yakawa hivi:-...
why troubling yourself while Tanzania is very very rich?????????????
Just relax and enjoy what you really deserve in your country.....!
Enjoy....................!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family , so call me The President.
Your mother is...
Wana JF Naomba ushauli nimemfumania mkewangu analiwa uloda na mchungaji wa kanisa moja hapa dar mchungaji akaniomba nisimzuru ila twende wote kwa mkewake namimi nikale ngozi kwa mkewe,kufika mkewe...
From: FATHER
To: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES
cc: MOTHER
Subject: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION
Due to the current economic situation, all...
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's "pipe" is three times the length of his thumb.
Human...
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told...
Kagera Day ni balaa
Uchangiaji fedha katika siku ya Kagera day ni vituko tupu. Kiasi cha
shilingi Bilioni 1.4 zilichangwa mbele ya Lowasa ikiwa nipamoja na zawadi.
1. Prof...
Kampuni moja ya jijini ilimtuma dereva wake kwenda airport kumfuata mchina mmoja ambae anakuja kufanya kazi katika kampuni hiyo.
Dereva alipata maagizo pamoja na karatasi inayoonyesha LOO (jina...