Nimekiona sehemu kinauzwa ila nje ya nchi nadhan vikifika bongo vitakuwa na soko kubwa sana kwa makatibu muhutasi.
Nipo natafuta specifications zake niziweke hapa kwa matumizi zaidi
TEACHER:
Jennifer, go to the map and find North America.
Jennifer: Here it is.
TEACHER:
Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:
Jennifer.
TEACHER:
John, why are you doing...
Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you...
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy...
Once a Tanzanian minister was on a tour to France and his French counterpart invited him for a dinner. When the Tanzanian minister arrived at the latter's residence, he was astonished to see that...
Nimepewa swali la hesabu na mtoto wa darasa la nne, nimeumiza kichwa kutafuta jibu nimeshindwa, na imebidi nimdanganye kuwa ni ya chuo kikuu! Hesabu yenyewe ipo hivi:
"watu 3walikula mgahawani...
Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man...
Wanandoa fulani waliendelea kulala chumba kimoja na mtoto mkubwa anayeweza kuongea, labda kwa sababu ya uwezo mdogo wa kupanga chumba cha pili. Huyo mtoto alikuwa na tabia ya kukojoa kitandani...
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the...
An elderly,(about 70), white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his...
Tanzania Tanzania, nakupenda kwa moyo wote,
Nchi yangu Tanzania, nakupenda kwa moyo wote.
Nilalapo nakuota wewe, niamkapo ni kheri mama weee!
Tanzania Tanzania nakupenda kwa moyo wote...
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practising to be men.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting...
:lying:While visiting England,
Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen.
He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with...
Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.
He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting...
Katoto kamoja siku moja alimuuliza bibi yake wa miaka 94.
"bibi... kwani we kuna mchumba?"
Bibi akajibu "mjukuu wangu, mchumba wangu ni tv, ndio anaenipa furaha na kuniondolea mawazo"
Sasa...
Hizi Comment nimezikutakwenye blog moja nikabaki nacheka......
Zimeanza ivi...
Habari zenu wadau. Nina miaka 34, nimesoma nina kazi nzuri, na pia naamini ninavutia kiasi kama mwanamke...