Hongera Sana Mr Rocky kwa kupata baby boy. Natuma Special Greetings to the obviously very Proud Mom and the Little angel. Wonderful day making sure you mark a memory which in future will be...
Kuna jamaa mmoja ambaye ni SHOGA alienda kwenye sherehe za nane nane basi kutokana na msongamano wa watu akamkanyaga mwanajeshi mmoja kwa bahati mbaya, basi yule mwanajeshi akamwambia "wewe SHOGA...
Its a fact that more men than women take their own lives, the biggest group for suicide is young men. I was just
wondering if anyone has any theories on why this should be the case?
Why more...
Naombeni msaada wenu wanajf ni kweli kwamba kwa mwanamke/mwanaume kuanzia 28yrs ni ngumu sana kuanzisha mahusiano mapya na mtu mpya maana inakuwa kama kurisk muda wake?
Wana jf leo ni birthday yangu natimiza miaka 40 namshukuru mungu kunifikisha hapa kwani bila yeye hakuna mwenye uwezo zaidi yake.Nawatakia maisha mema wote amen
katika harakati za kusafirisha wanyama nje ya nchi kuna waziri mmoja nasiki kimakosa kachanganywa kwenye banda la wanyama na kusafirishwa akidhaniwa kuwa ni sokwe. ndio maana siku hizi hasikiki kabisa
Construction Project: Atomic Bomb
INTRODUCTION
Worldwide controversy has been generated recently by several United States government websites removing, or restricting access to, material...
DIRECT TRANSLATION FROM SWAHILI
TO ENGLISH.
1.Wacha mchezo - Leave sports.
2.Mimi sio mtu hivi hivi - Am not a
person like this like this.
3.Sikumoja nitakutembelea - One day I will...
Dad : Who do you love more than the other?
Mum or I?
Johnny: Both
Dad : No tell me one.
Johnny: I insist Both
Dad : Ok, If I go to America and your
mum goes to Paris. Where will you go?
Johnny...
Mchungaj: Nasema pepo toka katika jina la Yesu!
Pepo: sitoki!!!
Mchungaji: shindwa pepo! Toka na mwache huyu mtumishi wa Mungu!
Pepo: sitoki. Nimemwingia huyu mtu ili ashinde bahati nasibu ya...
Jason alikuwa kortini,jaji akamwuliza kosa
lake, "Jason,umefanya kosa gani?"Jason
akajibu, "nilikamatwa nikifanya shopping
asubuhi na mapema."jaji akashangaa, "hilo
ni kosa kivipi"Jason...
Habari wana bodi,
Nimejaribu kufatilia sikukuu hasa za idd kama nne hivi za nyuma,nimegundua kila sikukuu ya idd lazima ile vichwa vya watu(tena vya kutosha),baadhi ya matukio ni
kufa kwa...
Ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka...Congratulations u have successfully learnt the monkey's language,come to collect ur banana.