Usiku mmoja Watu wanne walitaka kuvuka toka upande mmpoja wa mto kuelekea ng'ambo ya pili wakiwa na taa moja.... wanatakiwa wavuke mto at a time,kwa watu wawili either one or two people, must have...
Which was your favourate subject in Secondary/high
school?
''Ulipenda somo gani ulipokua shule ya upili???''
1. Mathematics
2. English
3. French
4. Physics
5. Chemistry
6...
Jamaa alikuwa kwenye taxi akapita nje ya bar moja yenye guesthouse akamuona mkewe akipotelea ndani ya hiyo bar;
JAMAA: Dreva simama. Unataka laki tatu ya chapchap?
DREVA: Bila shaka mzee
JAMAA...
Baada ya kuhitimu Elimu ya Msingi, hususani miaka ya nyuma ikizingatiwa nafasi za kuendelea na Elimu ya Sendondari zilikuwa finyu, ilikuwa ni mwanzo wa harakati za kuanza maisha.
Je ulifanya nini...
Kukojoa kitandani ni utoto tu akikua ataacha
Kulilia rambaramba ni utoto tu akikua ataacha
Kuzomea zomea bungeni ni utoto tu wakikua wataacha
Kushabikia timu inayokupa stress mara kwa...
Leo ni siku yangu ya kuzaliwa, namshukuru Mwenyezi Mungu mwingi wa rehema kwa kunipa pumzi hadi siku ya leo, mengi yamepita amenipigania na wapo wengi humu ndani tumezaliwa siku moja wengine ikiwa...
MOTHER:My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1 year
WIFE:He sucks mine now & sucked it for more than 5 years and is still sucking
MOTHER:I carried him for 9 months
WIFE:He was...
When you don't want to marry your girlfriend, just say:
baby,you know i love you very much and care about you,i just bought a 20 carat gold ring and i'm planning to propose when Arsenal wins both...
Kulkua na KIPOFU, KIZIWI na BUBU! Pamoja na mke wa KIPOFU...
Utata ulpo anza. KIZIWI akawa anamega mke wa KIPOFU na hali BUBU anajua! BUBU atafanyaje ili amweleze KIPOFU kua mkeo KIZIWI...
18 Tanzanian professors were called to sit in an airplane. When they all sat and the plane was about to take off, they were informed that the plane was made by their own students..... they all...
A policeman arrested a man for urinating in a prohibited place and fined him $50.The man gave the policeman $100 and the policeman told d man;I beg urinate one more time,coz I don't have change.
Mr. Ryan went to the Market with his dog.
He rode a horse to the Market, yet walked.
This is a primary school level question...
What is the name of the dog that went to the Market??
Let's see how...
Mumeo akiwa wa namna hii utajisikiaje/jihisije/chukuliaje.......?
Saa kumi "10" akitoka jobni moja kwa moja home.....!!!
Hata overtime hatiki............!!