VERIFICATION RESULT & PAYMENT PROCEDURE ON PRIZE CLAIM.
To,
Name: MUNGI
Mobile Number:+25576721555
Country: TANZANIA Date:28th of December, 2012
Congratulations, we the staff of APPLE...
Is she a Virgin?
A fellow talking to his friend says,
"How can I tell if my girl is a
virgin ?"
Friend tells him, "You have to wait
till your wedding night, you show
it to her and ask what...
Stage 1 SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on
every subject in
the known universe. You know you know
everything and you want to
pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen.
At...
Ni rafiki ambaye nilifanya nae kazi kwa mwaka mmoja na nusu ivi. baada ya kuhama kule kwa karume mwaka juzi akawa anaendesha maisha yake hapa hapa dar, miezi mitano iliyopita aliomba akae kwangu...
maisha yetu sisi wanadamu hayana tofauti kabisa na maua, leo yanachanua , kesho yamezorota
Ni vema kushukuru kila tuonapo siku . maana hatujui nini kina kuja kesho.
Jaribu kutabasamu kila...
Viatu vya Mchuchumio husababisha Madhara ambayo yatakufanya kukabiliwa na majeruhi mifupa hii ni kwa sababu uzito wa mwili wote hubebwa na hicho kimfupa hapo ambacho kipo kama kifundo cha duara...
Jamaa kaita taksi mwanawani.
Jamaa: Kwenda eyapoti bei gani?
Dereva taksi: Dollars 20
Jamaa: Na mizigo unakandamiza bei gani?
Dereva: Mizigo inaenda bure.
Jamaa: Basi we nenda na mizigo...
haya haya kama kawa kama ida yan hapa ndo tunajiandaaa maaana only few days remain my sis my shost cl kutwaa taji la miss chit chat . Here with our dad our special and responsible one prepare for...
Jamaa yangu kanitumia hii anaomba msaada .Nipo Hospitali nimemkuta Dokta Mzungu, nisaidie Kiingereza cha maneno haya Nkwatila Empumbya ndi Kubi, Nimbimbililwa Omunyugunyu: Nenfumbi Omuluteega...
Ili radha ya mashindano haya yaongezeka, itabidi kuwe na Kundi maalumu la watu 40 ambao watapiga kura zitakazo amua nani awe miss chit - chat, hizi general wachuje washiriki wawili wabaki watatu...
Heshima yenu wakubwa,wadogo habari zenu!
Wana chit-chat napenda kufahamu mambo fulani hasa yanayofanyika kwenye hili jukwaa pendwa!
1) Mashindano>haya mashindano yanayofanyika hapa yana...
Doctor teaching medical students...
Doctor: The first thing you must learn is to remove your fear. (He inserted his finger in the anus of the corpse and licked it.)
Doctor: Now, you do it. All...
PICHANI HAPO JUU ANAITWA Baba V .ANATAFUTWA na mke wake Mama v,
leo tarehe 28/12/12 ni siku ya sita toka atoweke nyumbani kwao katika mazingira
ya kutatanisha,inasemekana alikimbia baada ya...