JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Swali: Eleza hatua za kuandaa MDAHALO. Mwanafunz akiwa hajui maana ya MDAHALO alijibu hivi......
1.Unauchukua mdahalo wako unauosha vizuri
2.Hakikisha Mdahalo wako haujakomaa
3.Bandika...
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Ni ujinga kuwaka lamination kwenye atm card.
Ni ujinga kusema unakwenda kula bata wakati unampango wa kula kuku na bia.
Ni ujinga endeleaa....:der:
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Jamaaa baada ya shughuli za kutwa kaingia mahala akiwa na mpenzi wake wapete mbili tatu. Jamaa kamwita mhudumu na kwa kuwa hakuwa akijisikia kunywa akaamua atacheza pool tu.Mambo yakawa hivi...
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Nahisi hii tuliyonunua ni ya mchina maana naona kama vile inaongopa....
Sidhani kama inasema kweli hii kitu..
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Wana wa Bodi na wadauwenza.
Mara kadhaa nasikia matangazo through media zetu , kama headin yangu inavyosoma.
Kattu na kamwe sijasikiaga "wanaume bure wanawake Tsh kadhaa!"
Sitaki kabisa...
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Mtoto katoka shule huku akilia, alipofika nyumbani, baba yake alishangazwa na hali hiyo na mazungumzo yanayalikuwa hivi:
BABA: Kwa nini unalia?
MTOTO: Mwalimu amenipiga, na nimeambiwa twende wote...
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God picked up a flower and dippedit in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and he gifted to me he sAid ,THIS FRIEND IS FOR YOU
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Let me ask you guys a weird question. What percentage of Nigerian girls between 18 and 21 do you think are virgins?
1. Less than 5%
2. Less 20%
3. Less than 50%
4. Other
What do you guys think...
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Bado tupo kwenye msiba wa ndugu zetu form four hivyo tuungane wote kwa kusema 'NECTA IMETOA NECTA IMETWAA; FORM FIVE WALIIPENDA LAKINI KITAA KUMEWAPENDA ZAIDI, JINA LA NECTA LIHIMIDIWE AMINA.T
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Mambo yangu hayaende kabisaaaaaa!rigwaride tena basi!!
Nshachoka kugombea daladala!!sasa nahitaji nami nipate japo kamkoko kangu,nyumba nzuri beach,mke mrembo,acc yangu itune,nikitembea basi niwe...
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Habari zenu Madada na Makaka wa JF Dar-Wing......
kama tulivyokwisha ongea na Maxence Melo Kuhusu Kuiboresha Dar-wing yetu siku ile kule Kwenye White Party, Nadhani utekelezaji wake ndio Kipindi...
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Binti mmoja... alienda kupeleka malalamiko kwa MCHUNGAJI.
BINTI:-Kuna kijana ambaye sitamsahau kwa aliyonifanyia
MCHUNGAJI:-Alikufanya hivi? (akamshika chuchu)
BINTI:-Hapana
MCHUNGAJI:-Au...
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Jamaa mmoja alizamia semina ya wasomi iliyokuwa inafanyika Ubungo Plaza. Ukafika muda wa watu kujitambulisha. Wa kwanza akaanza: Naitwa John, niko UDOM mwaka wa pili nasoma Sheria. Wa pili...
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Dada mmoja alikuwa anapekua majina ya mademu walioko katika phonebook ya simu ya boyfriend wake.Mara Agnes milonjo,Aisha kikwapa,Jack domo lepe,Mwajuma ndala ndefu.
Akacheka saana mpaka mchozi...
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Employee : Sir,you called me?
Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and
masturbate.
Employee : (After few mins) ,done
sir
Boss : Do it again. Employee : Done again, sir.
Boss : Do it once more
Employee...
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