Ukitaka kuamini kuwa wewe ni mpole, uwe UMEFULIA, ukitaka kujua una HASIRA, mfumanie mpenzi wako, na ukitaka kujigungua kuwa una confidence, JAMBA penye watu wengi!!!
After their return from AFCON, the players of Ivory Coast were so ashamed of their great loss to Nigeria, they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognized by their fellow countrymen...
MY FIRST TIME
It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft...
Maneno haya ya uzima umewaficha wenye hekima na kuwafunulia watoto wadogo. Njoni kwangu enyi wenye kulemewa na mizigo nami nitawapumzisha vaeni nira yangu mjifunze kutoka kwangu kwani mimi ni...
sikia hii!! mume na mke waligombana wakiwa safarini ndani ya gari yao. ugomvi ulipo zidi mume akapandwa na hasira akasema :wanawake wote ni mbwa tu!!: Mke akanyamaza wakati wakiendelea na safari...
Siyo mwingine ni Malaria Sugu nimemwona humu na kitambo sana sijamwonaga kabisa!
Huko ulipokuwepo umewaachaje?
Malaria Sugu hebu pitia hapa utujuze ulipokuwepo!
Copy;
chama zomba Rejao...
Hivi ndivyo mwanafunzi wa form4 2012 alivyojibu pepa ya kiswahili.
Swali: Eleza hatua za kuandaa MDAHALO.
:
Mwanafunzi akiwa hajui maana ya MDAHALO alijibu hivi.
1. Unachukua mdahalo wako...
Jua limechomoza na miale yake ya rangi ya dhahabu imetawanyika katika uso wa dunia ikirutubisha mimea,wanyama,binaadamu na vilivyomo.pia rangi nzuri ya kijani iliyotapakaa kila pembe ya tanzania...
Wakuu kuna misemo mingi ya kufurahisha sana hasa ktk mitandao ya kijamii, mfano
Kula bata mpaka kuku aone wivu.
Weka misemo uliyowahi kuisikia na ukapata kuifurahia
How do u score on this, gentleman?
One Day, Apostle Dr Pastor was with his men's congregation in his church
and he asked them:
Major Apostle: Can those with wives rise up their hands...
...My nimepita pita humu humu ndani na kusikia sikia maneno maneno je ni ya kweli....Maana sipendi kuwapa watu gharama ya kukarabati viungo vya miili yao...hakuna...