haaa ahaaa kwa kwaaaa kwaaaaaa tehe tehe tehe Lol!
jamani acha nicheke mie, kwa raha zangu wala sigombwi na mtu yeyote
yule wala kusumbuliwa na yeyote yule, ni raha zangu tu NAJIPA.
wapendwa...
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The...
Sijui ni mkosi nilionao au ni uamifu na mapenzi ya kweli niliokuanayo kwa mpenzi wngu ambae tumeachana bila hata mimi kufaham sababu maalum eti kisa kunikuta ninaongea na rafiki yangu wa kike...
Nmezikuta TOTD, Nkaona nwaletee wadau pia tucheke kwa pamoja
A guy in a hurry used the
ladies 'toilet in a posh
hotel'.. He sat down and
noticed four buttons -
WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious...
Teacher: Akpors, what is a Period?
Akpors: I don't know the meaning Sir. But I
am very sure it is very dangerous.
Teacher: Why
Akpors?
Akpors: because when my sister said
that she didnt see...
A DICK HAS A SIDE LIFE:
His hair is a mess
His family is nuts
His neighbor is an asshole
His bestfriend is a pussy &
His owner beats him
Taja majanga mengine
kila siku wiki ya tatu sasa naota ndoto nimekusanya mashiring ya mia mbili mia na hamsini kwenye viroba kisha nikiwa kwenye hatua za mwisho za kubeba hua nastuka gafla hua nakasirika sana naweza...
Hivi wabongo mchezo gani utatutoa kimataifa? coz boll ndo hivyo majanga tu.nikumbusheni jamani mchezo gani huwa tukishiriki unatutoa faster. au tuwekeze mchezo gani? ili tuondoe haya majanga ya...
ISOME MPAKA MWISHO HAKIKA MAPENZI SI MCHEZO Mimi na girlfriend wangu
tulikuwa tunapendana
sana. Tulikuwa
tumeishakuwa pamoja
kwa muda wa miaka
minne hivi, na hivyo tukaamua tuoane.
Ila...
Police: Where do you live?
Small Boy: with my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Small Boy: With me.
Police: And where do you live all?
Small Boy: Together
Police: Where is Your...
Mjamaika (Rasta) mmoja alikua anafanya mapenzi kwa mara ya kwanza na mkewe. Ghafla akasema kwa sauti kubwa na kutoka mbio chumbani alipokuwa, akarudi na maji kwenye jagi na kuamwagia eneo tamu...
Pamoja na FaizaFoxy kusamehewa kutoka kwenye kifungo kinachosemekana kuwa kilikuwa cha maisha, taarifa zilizoko juu ya meza yangu ni kwamba Mods nao wataanza kutekeleza kauli ya Pinda.
Jana...
Jombaa mmoja aliposikia serikali imeanza kutoza kodi kupitia line ya simu za mkononi alianza kuwakimbia maaskari police akizani wanakwenda kumkamata kwa kosa lakutokulipa kodi kwenye line, Maana...
CHEZEA WA2 NA KAZI ZAO...!
Mzungu kaunda NDEGE
Mchawi kaunda UNGO
Mzungu kaunda ATM
Mchawi katengeneza CHUMA ULETE
Mzungu kagundua ROBOTI ili imsaidie kazi
mchawi kagundua MSUKULE.
je, nan...