JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
1. Teacher_____ 500yrs___$ 300,000 2. Graduates_____ 100yrs___ $ 300,000 3.. Doctor _____ 3yrs_____ $300,000 4. Footballer______1wk______$ 300,000 5. Drug dealer ____2dys_____$ 300,000 6...
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hodiii kwanza kabisa naomba mnikaribishe kwenye hili jukwaa but nimeonelea nitoe la moyoni kwa wadau maana now days nimekuwa addicted sana na jf kiasi kwamba nasahau mpaka ku do na ma baby na kuna...
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nahitaj marafiki
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Nataka kueleweshwa ju yangu?
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Jamaa: Unasoma? Demu: Hapana sisomi, vipi wewe unasoma? Jamaa: Ndo nipo kidato cha nne Jangwani. Demu: Jamani hiyo si shule ya wasichana? Jamaa: Aaah sory nimechanganya nipo Kisutu Demu: Mwee...
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Pub marhaba,live band,warembo wa kumwaga,vich.upi nje nje na kaza wa kaza,wakware wote karibuni tujimwage,hilo libaba tumbo kubwa mtakaloliona kaunta ndo bishanga,bill yote juu yangu.
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Heaven on earth wewe ubarikiwe una busara sana na una kila sifa ya kuwa wife material hata kwa comments na threads zako. Mamndenyi nawe sana ubarikiwe nahisi una ndoa yako tayari dumisha mapenzi...
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Wakuu sana, Mimi Pangu Pakavu leo nimeota ndoto. Nimeota ndoto ya kusikitisha hadi sina amani kabisa. Nikiwa kitandani na mke wangu nimeota mke wangu anafunga ndoa na mtu ingine kabisa. Hata...
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Wakati benki inavamiwa, nikapiga 112 nikajibiwa KARIBU JESHI LA POLISI TANZANIA KITENGO CHA DHARULA, for kiswahili press 1 for english press 2, nikabonyeza 1, sauti ikasema kwa ajali ya...
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Nilikuwa Twn leo ghafla majambazi yakaingia kuvamia bank ya CRDB nikaxma rahaasha ngoja nipige 112, nilipopiga nikaambiwa kwa kiswahili bonyeza 1 kwa kingeleza bonyeza 2, nikabonyeza 1...
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Our Phones = WIRELESS Our cooking = FIRELESS Our Cars = KEYLESS Our Food = NEUTRITIONLESS Our Tires = TUBELESS Our Dresses = SLEEVELESS Our Youths = JOBLESS Our...
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Jamaa alikuwa amelala na mwanamme mwenzake akaota anaendesha trecta akapiga gia rungu kumbe ana nyonga uume wa mwenzie hyo tsa kumi akabnya korodan et ndo on du ungefanya nn
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Naomaba kuuliza jaman kungekuwa na wanaume peke yake au wanawake peke yake dunian si pangekuwaaje!
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JE WAJUA? Kiatu chako kinaweza kukuambia umri wako:- 1: Andika namba ya kiatu chako. 2: Zidisha kwa5. 3: Jumlisha 50 4: Zidisha kwa 20 5: Jumlisha 1013 6: Toa mwaka uliozaliwa... 7: Namba...
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Vibaka 2 Walikuwa Wakimvizia Muhindi Aleingia Benki Kuchukua Hela, Wakati Mhindi Anatoka Na Fuko La Hela Mkononi, Kibaka m1 Akamvamia, Kumpiga Mtama Na Kukimbia Na Lile Fuko Huku Mwengine Akiwa...
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Naomba kwa anaejua shule za sekondari za serikali zilizopo nje kidogo ya mkoa wa dar..iwe nje ya mkoa dar..aya wana chit chat naomba msaada apa.
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ndugu,jamaa na marafiki...naomba waraka wangu special umfikie huyu dada,BINTI AMU.nimetokea kumdondokea sana kwa moyo wangu huyu binti.waungwana kama kunayoyote ambae anammiliki huyu kimwana aseme...
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Husband and Wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them,after a few minutes when the bus arrives,they find it overloaded and only the wife and kids are able...
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Mtoto wa bilionare m. *some text missing*
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