Blind man & Husband

Blind man & Husband

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Husband and Wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them,after a few minutes when the bus arrives,they find it overloaded and only the wife and kids are able to fit onto the bus.So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? the ticking sound is driving me crazy"

The blind man replies, "if you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR STICK, we'd be riding the bus. ..........so shut up".
 
Husband and Wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them,after a few minutes when the bus arrives,they find it overloaded and only the wife and kids are able to fit onto the bus.So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? the ticking sound is driving me crazy"

The blind man replies, "if you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR STICK, we'd be riding the bus. ..........so shut up".
genious but how did he know that the guy has those child's while he is blind?
 
genious but how did he know that the guy has those child's while he is blind?

They were together remember?,The husband must have told him, anyway it's just a joke dont waste too much energy thinking about it
you aren't solving advance algebra..
 
Kiasi....... Watt 9 alifkiri yupo kwenye mashindano
 
Haahaahaa! Dah kampatia! Angemchapa na stick kidogo ingekuwa poaaa!
 
Husband and Wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them,after a few minutes when the bus arrives,they find it overloaded and only the wife and kids are able to fit onto the bus.So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? the ticking sound is driving me crazy"

The blind man replies, "if you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR STICK, we'd be riding the bus. ..........so shut up".
The reply the blind man gave is what we call witticism ie sharp, appropriate answer from quick thinking!
President Robert Mugabe is very good at witticisms
 
Husband and Wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them,after a few minutes when the bus arrives,they find it overloaded and only the wife and kids are able to fit onto the bus.So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? the ticking sound is driving me crazy"

The blind man replies, "if you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR STICK, we'd be riding the bus. ..........so shut up".

I think Mr husband will never ask such stupid questins again,especially to people like the GENIUS BLIND
 
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