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Wakuu kwema.!
Wiki ijaona natarajia kusafiri kwenda wilaya tajwa hapo juu natokea mvomero, Morogoro, nitakuwepo huko kwa siku 21
Naomba kuuliza machache,
Usafiri wa kwenda huko unaanzia Moro ama...
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Jiulize haya yanatutokea kila siku.....
LAW OF QUEUE:
Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi.
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima...
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Kuna Mpare mmoja anaishi karibu na Benki, baada ya kushawishiwa kwa muda mrefu na ndugu na marafiki zake aweke pesa Benki kwa usalama wa pesa zake, kwa taabu sana akakubali kuweka pesa Benki...
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Yaani mimi binafsi huwa nashangaa wanawake ambao wanadate na wanaume ambao hawajatahiriwa
Yaani mauchafu yake yote anakuingizia humo ndani na wewe unaenjoy kabisaaa
Nimewahi kukutana na mwanaume...
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Kinuthia works hard at the office and spends most evenings playing pool at Kachoi.
His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club...
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A story is told of this young girl who boarded a bus from Nairobi. The bus was headed for Western Kenya. On reaching Westlands the gal got from her seat and walked to the driver and asked...
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Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the...
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your Mom's the best lay in town!" Everyone expects a fight but the guy...
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A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
The farmer says, "Some...
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The bride tells her husband,
"Honey,**you know I'm a virgin and I don't
*know anything about sex. Can you
*explain it to me first!
*With a SMILE on his face caringly touching her in places...
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Muuza bangi kafungua kiwanda cha kuuza gesi inayotumiwa kwa kupikia,siku ya pili kalipua kwa makusudi slenda mbili za gesi kikaungua kiwanda chake;kwanini?eti anafanya matangazo ya biashara -...
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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it...
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger...
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After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand...
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I dont know if it is true, but politicians are the most dishonest and the last people to believe and count on. But lies unfolds whenever there is truth.
A priest was being honoured at his...
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The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is...
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Wakuu,
check out this video clip...Funzo: Dont poke wild animals!!!
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Mnajua kwa nini hakuna pool tables zanzibar ?? ukipata jibu, then angalia jina la rais wa pili wa znz, halafu waziri mkuu mstaafu (sio aliyejiuzulu) then niambie !
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Kutokana na baadhi ya wakandarasi kuingia katika ujenzi wa barabara kushindwa kutimiza mikataba yao, Katika kipindi au muda uliopangwa.
Nadhani ni vema watendaji nao mhe jk ukawaangalia upya...
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked
The Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'
Of course. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's...
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Jamani pale pm nimekuta request zaidi ya 50 wakiomba nichati nao
Naomba muweke vina na mizani hapa a.k.a mistari yenu,maneno yatakayoshika moyo wangu,nataku-quote kukutaarifu kukufuata PM
I'm...
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