Jamaa kamdanganya mchuchu wake kuwa anasomea HOTEL MANAGEMENT.
Siku moja huyo bidada akamkuta jamaa anaosha vyombo kwa MAMA NTILIE. Mtoto wa kike
ikabidi aulize "beby vp mbona uko hapa?
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1.Naskia una sura mbaya mpaka ukijiangalia kwenye kioo kinaandika Please wait..
2.Dada zako ni wabaya hadi mmeweka tangazo getini eti oa m1 upate wa2 bure.
3.Wewe ni mweus hadi...
konda wa daladala jaman wana ndugu kbao,teeeenaaa kila mtu katika daladala ni ndugu yake.utasikia hapo dada,Pale kaka,sogea nyuma mamdogo,haya hapo mpshe mama,msaada wa siti kwa bibi yetu...
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Ninasikitika kuleta habari ambayo bado ni tete na yenye kinzani hapa jamvini
ni leo majira ya saa 4:45 asubuhi tumempoteza ndg yetu Ladyfuraha
sijui chanzo nini wala sijajua...
There was a good old barber in Mumbai. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I...
January ilikuwa ngumu mno December na watoto waendao shule walipukutisha visenti vyote mifukoni na vibindoni watu wakawa hawasalimiani kwa mdomo kwa msg wala kupigiana simu
ukisikia simu inaita...
Kumekuwa na habari ambayo imezagaa kwenye mitandao mbalimbali na baadhi ya vyombo vya habari likiwamo gazeti la Kisiwa la Agosti, 17.
Habari hii inahusu Joka kubwa lilomeza watu zaidi ya 320...
Tambua kuwa demu wako ulienae leo ndo mke wa mwenzio kesho......hivyo unavyomgegeda mgegede japo kwa ustarabu kidogo ili jamaa atakaekuja kuuchukua mzigo akute mashine inauafadhari kidogo....yaani...
Namasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jmani kaka (nakuita kaka nataka kukunyima nini! lol!) Mtambuzi THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING IT HAPPEN...