Mda wakwenda nyumbani ulkuwa
umefika,mwalimu
akasema:yeyote atakaye jibu
swali langu lolote kwa usahìhi ata
ondoka acye jibu atabaki.,dogo
mmoja akatupa begi nje ya
dirisha.Mwalimu akauliza...
Shimboni Mabestito
Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
My...
A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then...
1. umebanwa na ushuzi mbele ya mpenzi wako unaogopa kujamba unaubana bana hii ni nidhamu ya woga na yakijinga na yakukosa kujiamini, kama na wewe una yako changia nasi tuijue
asanteni.
Our generation will be known for nothing.
Never will anybody say,
We were the peak of mankind.
That is wrong, the truth is
Our generation was a failure.
Thinking that
We actually succeeded
Is a...
NAOMBA USHAURI naitwa MSTAHIKIMEYA na tafadhalinaomba ushauri katika hili tatizolangu.
Mi nadhani mke wangu simuaminifu, anafanya kazi katikati ya jiji, huwa anachelewa kurudi nyumbani na kila...
Kichaa alikuwa ufukwenimwa bahari akiwaza, Jamaa akamuuliza unawaza nini?
Kichaa akamjibu: Natafakari hii bahari ingekuwa supu ningeinywa na chapati ngapi?
You're afraid of doing that long term thing? Coz you figure as soon as you lock your heart with another, somethin better is gonna come alone!
That's certainly quite possibly true, but the deal...
Wapendwa habari zenu..jamani,me mwenzenu sijui ni aibu zinanisumbua au ni nini,yani kila nikienda gheto kwa mpenzi wangu nashindwa kukata gogo kwa raha,kama mjuavyo hzi nyumba za kisasa...
Habari wakuu, naomba msaada wa kupata kumi bora ya members wa JF wenye IDs za ajabu ajabu kwa mnaowafahamu, nina zawadi kwa atakeyechukuwa nafasi ya kwanza. Nimeomba orodha hii, kwa sababu binafsi...
Leo asubuhi nilikuwa nna appointment na jamaa ambae nilikuwa nikisoma nae chuo mkoa flan, tangu wiki iliyopita alikuwa akinisisitiza leo 2meet daah!! c nikam visit...duuh kusema ukweli ckutegemea...
Wadau wa Leo niko bored mbaya afu niko gheto tu Jana tumewekewa mshahara niko vizuri mbaya wallet iko full kama kuna demu yuko available anipm Nile nae bata Leo na kesho nawasilisha
Si Wema pekee au star wa bongo movie anaweza kuuza sura magazetini pekee bali hata wabunge na wasanii wa gospel wanaweza pia. Mjini hapa. Mchana dengue usiku malaria. Majanga.
Tarehe zinasogea.
Siku za kuanza mfungo zinakaribia.
Wote wenye mapenzi mema wani pm nakusanya michango kwa ajili ya shughuli hii muhimu.
Natarajia Ustadh Mzee Yusuph atakuwepo, Kanga Moko...
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to;
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%...
Padri akiwa katika kibox cha
kuungamia dhambi kanisani,ghafla
muumini mmoja aliingia kanisani
na kupiga magoti
pembeni.,maongezi yakawa
hiviii!!
MUUMINI: Padri nimekuja hapa
kuungama...