Joni:Ok ok can you introduce youself
RM:I'm rose from cuf mbeya,I'm cuf nec member,I'm married with three creeds
Joni:Unasema umeolewa na three creeds au unasema umeolewa na una watoto watatu...
Kila ninapokuwa mlimani city naona wanaume tu ndio wanaongea Kiswahili. Ni mara chache sana kuona wanawake wakiongea Kiswahili.
Wanawake wengi utakuta wakiongea Kiingereza. Moja ya maneno ya...
Kha..! yaani nadamka mpaka najishtukia...najikuta nimeshavaa kila kitu nikitaka kutoka naona giza nje..nakumbuka kuangalia saa..eti ndo saa kumi na moja kasorobo. Inabidi nirudi nikae nizuge...
Tangu asubuhi sijakuona kipenzi kichwa mwenzio naumiza uko wapi
Uzuri wako si ajabu ni wazi tena ni mfano tosha zaidi ya mfilipi
kichwa kidogo mithiri ya panzi ila ni zaidi ya bindam wanaowaza...
John was having an argument with his Wife. The
Wife called John a fool. John got angry and said,
"I cannot be called a fool by a woman, not even my
wife. She must therefore leave my house!"...
A monkey goes to meet a lion and insults him:"u're stupid, you fool, coward! catch me if u can". but the lion didn't say anything and the monkey added idiot, jerk, lazy man. then the lion replied...
kulikuwa na baba ambaye siku zote alikuwa anamazoea ya kujamba mbele ya mwanae.
basi siku ya siku wageni wamekuja kumtembelea wako sebuleni,wakati huo dogo hakuwepo.
baada ya muda si mrefu dogo...
Nakumbuka enzi hizo nilikuwa sijawahi kuingia Hotelini wala mgahawani,
sasa one day rafiki yangu akanipa offer ile kufika kwenye mgahawa wa kisasa kimtindo si nikaanza kupiga hodiii, hodiiii...
Salamu za upendo kwenu wadau wa MMU na JF wote kwa ujumla, toka kwenye vilindi vya moyo wangu. Nakuomba nawe pia, uchukue fursa hii kumpa salamu mtu mmoja au zaidi mwambie unampenda na kumthamini...
Duniani kuna mambo ,japo kwa wengine inawezekana kabisa ni kawaida, nimekutana na kimbwanga shangingi la kweli nimelipenda ile mbovu na tumeendelea na mapenzi na mambo mengi tu tumefanyiana, ila...
Mfano: aunty,demu,waukweli,na mengine mengi kiukweli huwa sipendi hayo majina ila navumiliaga tu nifanyaje wakiona hugeuki wanaanza kukushushua mara wanatukana matusi makubwa,sio vizuri kabisaa
Katika maisha kuna vitu tunavipitia ambavyo wakati mwingine huvunja moyo na kukatisha tamaa. Naomba uandike wakati mgumu unao pitia/uliowahi kupitia ili tutiane moyo na kushauriana. Pia story...
Mbaba Kibole Kalepe akiwa darini kuepusha kipigo baada ya fumanizi. Tukio hilo lililofunga umati wa watu wapenda ubuyu lilijiri Oktoba 28, mwaka huumaeneo ya Iteba-Sinza, jijini Dar baada ya...