JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
'Umekwenda kuwatembelea ndugu zako kijijini,ukafika, wakakupokea Vizuri, ukashinda mchana kutwa na baadae kabla ya kwenda kulala wakakueleza kuwa ile nyumba ipo karibu na mbuga ya wanyama na usiku...
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Kwa JF member yeyote aliyepo maeneo ya karibu na Monterey, San Fransisco tujuzane. Nitakuwepo hapa kwa muda natekeleza majukumu ya maisha, hivyo kama upo karibu tutafutane.
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MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo: Manka 35,000 Marieta 20,000 Kekuu 30,000 Kitime 15,000 Kinabo 10,000 TOTAL 110,000/=...
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Kila kitu waweza pata humu kasoro choo:embarrassed1:
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Upendo wangu kwenu umekuwa usiopimika, nawatakia sikukuu njema nawapenzi wenu epukeni michepuko.
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1. Wanawake wengi wapo hatarini kupata mimba 2. kondom zitapata soko sana siku ya valentine 3. vyumba vya guest house vitajaa (piga booking mapema) 4. hospitali nyingi siku zijazo zitakuwa na...
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si mfupi,si mrefu,ana mvuto ila havutii ukimwangali,yupo kila mahali??!!?l
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Nawatakia siku njema wapendwa
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Ndungu karibuni tushee upendo wa kwajir ya cku yawapendanao tukumbushiane story zawatoto wakibena wa ezi hizo!
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Kuna jamaa mmoja alikua na makengeza na alikua na matatizo kua kwa mbali aliweza kuona vizuri lakini akiwa karibu ni matatizo.Basi ikatokea siku moja alikwenda airport kumpokea babaake. baada ya...
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Kibaka ampiga bubu roba,Bubu kwa kujitetea akawa anapiga kelele "abaabaabaabaa "Kibaka ili acjulikane kama anamkaba akamalizia "prakatatumbaa"tumbaa...
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Mama mdaku alishangaa kila siku mchungaji anaingia nyumba ya jirani yake ambaye hana mume, akawa anajiuliza anakwenda kufanya nini? Uzalendo ukamshinda akamuuliza "Mwenzangu, mbona kila siku...
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Mzee 1 alimaliza kupiga punyeto bafuni ktk harakati za kuanza kuoga akakanyaga shahawa akateleza akaanguka, akainuka akasema ndio maana nimekuwahi -------- ungezaliwa si ungeniua ------ wewe "
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BREAKING NEWZ Mwanafunzi mmoja wa university of dar es salaam, mwaka wa kwanza, aliyechaguliwa kujiunga na college ya coet, aliyetokea mikoa ya kusini aliporipoti chuoni Leo trh 15 Nov...
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Kwa uchunguzi wangu wa miezi kadhaa nimegundua, Ukiwa na msichana mzuri basi hatokuwa na pesa. Ukiwa na msichana mwenye pesa hatokuwa mzuri. Ukiwa na msichana mwenye pesa na mzuri basi...
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Lift sio lazima iwe ya gari,au kupandia ghorofa,mke rafiki , Jjrani akikuomba simu yako atume message nayo ni lift Mlengwa hapa ni mke. Mkeo anakuomba lift , then anaanza kupiga na honi.Honi...
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Taja chakula, kinywaji au tunda lolote linaloanza na herufi K, na unalohisi ni tamu kuliko mengine. Naanza mimi KEKI.
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Jamaa ameoa anaishi na mkewe kama ilivyo kawaida muonekano wao wanapendana kupita maelezo:- Tatizo ambalo ni kubwa jamaa huwaga anakojoa kitandani ,mkewe ikampata kazi ya kufua mashuka kila siku...
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Wadau kiwanja kinauzwa Tegeta Nyaishozi, jirani na Nyamachabesi Bar. Ukubwa ni sqm 800, bei 66m meza ya mazungumuzo iko wazi. Kimepimwa na kina document zote za msingi. Kwa mawasiliano piga 0773...
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hebu jaribu kuvuta picha huko hukumuni wana kwambia tukuue au 2fute makosa ungechagua nini
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