Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
Wadau nimejarbu kutafuta kama kunaneno au jina lolote au neno lolote lenyemaneno hayo nimeshndw kupata wadau nisaidien liwe ktk lugha ya kiswahili mkileta kimasai najua hapo ni yakumwaga ahahahah...
Tafiti niliyofanya nimegundua asilimia 80% ya vifo vya watu wanaojiua wengi wao hawanywi pombe, ni wapole wapo sober 24/7 ...
Chanzo cha tafiti mimi mwenyewe na kama unabisha hapo ulipo jiulize...
TFDA hapa tanzania ni shirika chini ya wizara ya afya linaloshughulikia ubora na usalama wa madawa, vyakula, vipodozi nk.
Mbunge mmoja (mzeemzee hivi) alisimama bungeni kuzungumzia shirika hilo na...
At a farm, a woman watching a bull service a cow, asks the manager, "How many times can this bull have sex?"
"Five to six times in a day," replied the farm manager.
The woman looks at her...
Dear Boss John,
Me is resigning from the
work for becoz hungriness
is playing
with me. You is giving me
young money. I cant afford to buy the whole moon.
I please you to go up my
money you...
Labda kama ni hawa tu wa kwangu aisee! Nina wanawake/wadada kadhaa kwenye phonebook yangu whatsapp, kiboko ni hayo maneno yao ya kwenye status zao, loh ni michambo na mipasho kwa kwenda mbele...
Bosi mara nyingi akiwa kimya ofisini kwake
akibanwa na ushuzi anauachia kwa nguvu zote
Kijambio kikazoea
Siku moja yuko ktkt mkutano
baada ya lunch mchana
akapitiwa na ka usingizi,sasa kutokana...
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