JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
jaribu leo kumpigia simu msichana mida ya mchana au jioni afu akwambie anapika ,ukimuuliza anapika nini atasema wali samaki ,sijui kwa nini wanapenda hilo jibu hata kama hapiki au anapika chakula...
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Ukiona umeoa mke syo bikila ujue unafuga nyani siku akipata upenyo tuu anarudi poriniiiiii
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NI siku special oct 1
kwa wanasiasaa wameeiita ----UKUTA DAY
Kwa wanamazingira na wananchi tumeiita--SIKU YA KUPANDA MITI NCHI NZIMA
Wana michezo waoo wanaiiita DERBY YA SIMBA VS YANGA
Kwa wana...
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Kama JF tungekuwa na kanisa letu! na huyu ndio mchungaji wetu akimwombea muumini wake! Unadhan mahudhurio yatakuwaje? Kila muumini angeruhusiwa kusali hivi na yoyote ibadani!
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What up JF-MMU world...
So this is just for shout--outs.
If you feel like shouting-out somebody for whatever reason, then this is the place.
I'll lead the way by shouting-out all the cubicle...
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Supu ya pweza imezidi kujiongezea wateja siku hadi siku, wauzaji wanaongezeka kila kukicha na wateja pia. Ukipipita mitaa mbali mbali mida ya jioni utaona kundi kubwa la watu ktk meza za pweza...
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Hi JF chit-chat
Bila shaka wote mko poa, nataka maoni yenu please
Nilikaa nikajiuliza kaswali kamoja ivi nikatafakari nikakosa jibu la kuniridhisha nimeamua niwashirikishe ili tupate jibu...
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A man died...
When he realized it, he saw God coming closer with a suitcase in his hand.
Dialog between God and Dead Man:
God: *Alright son, it’s time to go*
Man: So soon? I had a lot of...
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Mwanamke akikuta pesa kwenye mifuko ya suruali yako anazitoa kimya kimya na wala hatakwambia kitu.
Sasa akute umesahau kondomu kwenye mifuko ndio utajua kama umeoa kipaza sauti cha sokoni aua...
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A new element has been discovered and soon it will be added on the periodic table. For more information see the attachment.
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1. Barabara mchana magari usiku huwa soko.
2. Stendi mchana usiku huwa hotel i
3. Mhindi wa kuchoma hutiwa limau na pilipili.
4. Aliyesitiri mwili kwa mavazi huitwa mshamba mwenye maungo
nje...
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Ukipewa nafasi ya kuchagua mmoja wa wanachama humu awe Rais wetu,utamchagua nani na kwanini???...kumbuka huu UZI ni ...interesting
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Hivi mfano my computer iko compatible with window xp afu nikaipiga window 7 au 8 itakubali au????
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Yapo majina nilipoyaona nlicheka sana
1.Bajeti Ya kunguru
2.Mavipunda
3.Upepo wa Pesa
4.Kaboom
5.Nyani ngabu
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*Mchumba wangu amenialika kwao nikawaone wazazi wake lakini akaniambia nisiende mikono mitupu*...
*Nikaamua kuvaa gloves*... *Sipendagi aibu ndogo ndogo ukweni*. [emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]
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Hivi leo unapewa wasaha wa kuwa moderator utafanya nini?
Utabadili jina jukwaa lipi?
Utaongeza jukwaa lipi?
Nani lazima achezee BAN za kufa mtu?
Binafsi jukwaa la Siasa na Mapenzi na Urafiki...
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daaaah kweli mungu yupo,jana nimekaa zangu sebleni nikasema ngoja niombe chezo kwa chepuko langu,tmechaaat,tumechaaaat we,he nakuja kushtuka kumbe msg nilikuwa namtumia wife bwana kwakuwa majina...
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Wakati nafundishwa udereva.mwalimu wangu miongoni mwa vitu alivyonifundisha aliniambia dereva anatakiwa awe mvumilivu.kwa mfano umempakiza abiria lakini yule abiria ghafla anaanza kusema maneno...
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SWALI LA KUTISHA: *Ikiwa ela unayotoa kanisani au Msikitini ingetumika kujenga nyumba yako mbinguni, ingekuwa imefikia wapi hivi sasa? Nauliza tu, wengi tunaweza kuwa wakimbizi mbinguni*...
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Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani
akapiga simu kwenye radio station "naitwa
Juma nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa
nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki7, ATM
card na karatasi yenye PIN ya ATM card...
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