Research done. People born in;
*January-bold and alert
*February-lucky and loyal
*March-Naughty and genius
*April-strong and genius
*May-loving and practical
*June-romantic and curious...
Kutokana na tabia ya wanawake wengi kupinga vizinga bila kikomo, taasisi moja ya kijinsia imepiga marufuku uwepo wa wanawake kwenye usemi usemao
''To every successful man there is woman behind''...
*Umeshawai vuta bangi mpaka mama ako anakwambia kuna arusi ya auntie yako unamuuliza mwili unatolewa monchwari saa ngapi*
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Matumizi ya mitandao ya kijamii yamekua makubwa sana siku hizi hasa faceebook whatssap na insta.
Inatusaidia wengi sana hii mitandao hasa kibiashara, habari mbali mbali, burudani na mengine mengi...
BAHATI ILIOJE HII JAMANI.
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Kuna siku nilikuwa maeneo ya Mjini kati
(City Center), nikaipenda suruali moja ya
shilingi 15,000/= na pesa sikuwa nayo
ikabidi niende kutoa kwenye...
Kuchunguza simu ya mpenz wako ni sawa na
kumenya kitunguu.. hasa unapofika kwenye inbox
lazima udondoshe choz kama hauna moyo mgumu.
yan ukienda kwenye most used emoji ukikuta
yamejaa makopa kopa...
Katika kuperuzi peruzi wassup night kali mara nikaona ba mkwe yuko online.. Nitakaka nimwandikie, 'lala we', ila nimekosea nikamwandikia, 'FALA WE'?!
:)
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WAKUU!
MIMI HUWA SIJARIBIWI!
HAPA KITAA KUNA DOGO WA FORM 5,
NI PINI MATATAAAAA NA NI MWEUPEEE KAMA YULE tunda WA @YOUNG_DEE,
HUYU MTOTO KAANZA KUNIZOEA GHAFLA BIN VUUUUH!!!
JUZI...
Mie salimini waungwana sijui nyie?
Kulikuwa na UFUDU mmoja, ila ulikalaza alikuwa anajitakiaga mwenyewe coz hakuwa ameweka jitihada kwenye masomo yake, siku moja akiwa katika chumba cha mtihani...
Kwa watu wa dar ,mvua ikinyesha mchana wengi tunasema hali ya hewa inaruhusu kwa guest houses na logde kujaa ,(kwichikwichi)
Ila kwa mikoani mvua ni kwaajili ya mashamba
mimi napenda mvua dar...
I laughed after reading this, think I should share the humour.
A young husband wrote this to a Systems Analyst -
(Marriage Software Div);
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I...
Ukiona mtu rafiki yako, mpenzi wako, jirani yako au mtu yeyote yule ambae hakujui au ambae amekuona mara chache sana, halafu anakuambia umepinda au hauna akili basi jua,
(1) Huyo mtu yeye mwenyewe...
#Borrowed
Jana nilipanda daladala, basi nikakaa kwenye siti nimejiachia kuchat. Kuna jamaa akawa katoa mimacho anasoma message zangu bila aibu. Yaani waziwazi anafuatilia ninavyo-chat.
Nikaona...
Ukienda sokoni kununua nyanya ukapata chache
zilizo oza, haukimbilii kuropoka kwamba nyanya
zote za siku hizi ni mbaya. Lakini ukiumizwa na
mwanaume mmoja tu, tena uliejichagulia
mwenyewe, unatoa...
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