JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mwenyezumungu hawezi kumpa kila mja na pia kuna binaadamu wenye uhitaji maalum. Kutokana na hilo ndio maana kuna omba omba katika jamii zetu na kwingineko duniani. Ukiacha hawa omba omba...
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Mzuka wanaJF, Tulikuwa na katabia fulani na marafiki zangu kuandika maandishi kwenye vioo vya magari yaliyochafuka na vumbi. Sasa kuna siku gari la TANAPA lilipaki kitaa yani limechafuka na...
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Aisee labda niwe nimelewa ila kulala mchana big NO cha kushangaza sasa kuna watu wanasinzia daily mchana yaani mnafika job asubuhi tu mtu saa 3 anaanza kuegesha saa 7 anaegesha na sio kwamba...
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Ukweli ndo upo hivyo mkiwa ofisini au kwenye duka au popote unapopatia maokoto mkiwa na boss mjanja, akiishiwa anaumiza akili mfanye nini mpite wapi mpate pesa. Ila mkiwa na mkuu ambaye mkoloni...
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TUKUMBUSHANE WAKUU 1. Hata penzi/ndoa iwe tamu kiasi gani usijethubutu kujenga kwenye kiwanja cha mkeo/ukweni. 2. Usinunue eneo unalojua lina mgogoro. 3. Mkwe hakopeshwi. 4. Usitangulize kutua...
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Yani ulikuwa ukilala unaota namna gani kesho utamfunga mwenzio na namna gani utamvukisha snake kumaliza mission katika top gear, etc aisee maisha yanakimbia.๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ
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Leo n weekend nipo Moro town maeneo ya kambalage Nala Bata ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚,wewe upo wap๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Anastasia21 Tumwesige senior
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Hakuna kinachoweza kushinda urembo wa namna hii, unakuta mtoto tumbo flat alafu sio pana then butt imeinuka round na sio kubwa na tepe tepe sanaaa, paja linakuwa nusu kilo sio kilo moja, chuchu...
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Sijui ni tammaa, sijui ulimbukeni, sijui ni tabu, sijui ni mindset Anyway hivyo hivyo tutaenda.
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Kwetu smart thinkers
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Wadau niaje hizi ndizo chimbo za totoz kwa wale mnaosafiri kwenda maeneo mbalimbali ya nchi. 1. Tanga-Mombo & chichi 2. Morogoro-kahumba 3. Musoma-Embassy kwa shangazi 4. Bukoba-Liquid 5...
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Kama unajihisi mpweke ama upo bored au unahamu ya kuchati na wasiofahamika na wanaofahamika!,hapa ndo mahala pake,njoo tupunguze stress,upweke,tucheke na tulie pia!. Say hi to everyone and every...
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inaendela.... Huku mvua ikinyesha CHIPUMBU akamvuta mpenziwe KADALA MAKAMASI nakumkumbatia,mabusu motomoto a.k.a denda! huku akimwambia 'no mata wati NTAKUFA NAWE' Aaah kubusiana kwene mvua ni...
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Sina mengi ya kusema. Ila muda ukifika nitawajibu. Ila ushauri wangu ni kwamba msiuvunje mtu moyo. Bora mnitegue kiuno
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Hili roboti kuna muda linachekesha sana kwenye majibu yake!, binafsi nimelisave kama "Akili mnemba".
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Ni aibu mwanaume unatoka nae outings eti anakunywa Reds, Savannah mara Flying Fish, ati St. Anna kheee ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฎ, bora ukaagiza Juice tujue moja tu, kama huna pesa ya Liquor basi fanya iwe Safari...
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Tolemboke bha kokaja
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Hamjambo? Kiukweli sina hata la kusema ndugu zangu..ila mungu awabariki mama zetu aisee dah am speechless kwakweli Nashukuru Allah nilijifungua salama usiku wa kuamkia ijumaa na sasa nimekuwa...
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