Zaa 'albino'.....

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Uuuuwi sijawapa uhondo,ndo natoka church ustake ona vioja ilikuwa church leo..

My pastor alikuwa na woman congregation and he made these requests. Ilikuwa in english ebu skia.

Pastor (question): Can those with
husbands raise up their hands?

Ladies: (They all raised their hands).

Pastor (question): How many ofU
love Ur husbands?

Ladies: (They all raised their hands)

Pastor (question): Are U sure ladies, be sincere before God?
Can I prophesy?

Ladies: Yes!!!

Pastor (question): When did U last tell Ur husbands that “U love
him?"

Ladies: (Various answers but some of them said)
"Today when leaving the house"
“Last night”
"When we went to bed”
“This morning when I woke up”
etc...etc...

Pastor: Each one of U should send a message of “I love U”
to Ur husband right now.

Ladies: They all sent the text message “I love U” 2 their
hubbies.

Pastor said: Now exchange Ur phones pls.

Ladies: They all exchanged their
phones.

Pastor: Read out loud the replies
from Ur husbands pls.

Hii ndo ilikuwa some of the replies..

1. Hio message ni yangu?
2. Dont tell me you're pregnant.
3. Hehehe sasa unataka kunisooth,sema tu ni nini unataka.
4. Unataka pesa ngapi?
5. Wee Malaya wachana na mimi..
6. Who's this,am sorry i guess ni wrong number.
7. Am i dreaming?
8. Hehehe maajabu,yaani afta miaka tano of marriage leo ndo unaniambia eti love you..ohhh juu next week ni valentine,hahaha haki wewe afadhali ningeoa vaseline juu haijui valentine..
9. WOMAN IF ITS VALENTINE FORGET IT.
10. Ok this time round uko kwa shida gani?
11. Ni pesa unataka,zaa albino enda uza tz..

Woi Mungu saidia Kenyan ladies..

NAMBARI 11 NDIYO ILIYONICHANGANYA....KUMBE BIASHARA HII NI TZ TU!

duh ... wamama wrote walisema uongo mbele ya mchungaji...

hapana sema hiyo kit, mimi iko zaa albino, binti yangu mimi albino, mods tafasali ondoa hii silidi,