Your horse is on the phone

[Mbimbinho]

A wife hits her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket, with the name JENNY on it.
Husband: I played a race last week and JENNY was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry!
Next day, wife again hit him with the frying pan.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

 

[Mbimbinho]

A girl was waiting at bus stop, her face was covered with scarf!
A man on a bike said..
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Hey sexyy..
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Girl, "Dad it's me"

 

[Mbimbinho]

Washawasha : Buji, What Is Difference Between Condom and Atom Bomb

Buji2: If Atom Bomb Blasts ppl Will die , If Condom blasts Ppl are Born

 

[Mbimbinho]

Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said, I hope you will do the same in the next exam.'[h=6]Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle's printing shop next time[/h]

 

[Mbimbinho]

[h=6]‎3 most difficult things to do
in the world.

1. You cant count your hair.
2. You cant wash your eyes
with soap.
3. You cant breathe when your tongue is out..
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Now please put your tongue back inside coz you look lik a mad dog.
[/h]

 

[Mbimbinho]

[h=6]If Barclays Premier League would have been a class-room, then:
[/h][h=6]*Arsenal is a boy who works hard through out the year but fails to succeed.
*Manchester City is a spoilt child who purchases all the expensive books but is never interested in reading them.
*Liverpool is a child who is very much proud of the academic achievements of his grand
father.
*Manchester United is a boy who just performs in the final exams and tops the class.
*Chelsea is a boy who fails and puts the blame of failure on his teachers and then his family finds a new teacher for him every year.[/h]

 

[Mbimbinho]

[h=6]Father: Son this time, you have to score 90% marks in your exams.
[/h][h=6]Son: No father I'll score 100% marks.
Father: Why are you kidding?
Son: Who started?[/h]

 

[hayaka]

zimetulia mbaya. Nimecheka mbaya coz i look like a mad dog wz my tongue out!!

 

[Globu]

Mkuu Mbimbinho safi sana. Zote zimetulia.