You have saved my money!!

[Wa Nyumbani]

[h=6]Daughter : I am in love with the neighbor, so I am running away with him.

Dad: Thanks , you have saved my money & time.

Daughter: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom.[/h]

 

[Kabakabana]

Hehehehehe duuh

 

[ngulinho]

dah! na log off!

 

[SHIEKA]

Hayo ndo matatizo ya kujibu vitu haraharaka kabla ya kujua undani wa ulichoambiwa! Kama hii:
The owner of a shop overheard his shop assistant saying to a customer:"No sir,we haven't had any for the last three months!"
Quickly, the shopwner,thinking only about his stock growled to his assistant:"Never say that to customers!" You should have told him,"We will soon have it in stock tommorow or the day after"
But "sir", retorted the assistant, "the customer was asking me if we have had any rains lately!"