World is so funny. Lol!

[Numbisa]

A guy enters the gym
Guy : I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?
Me : Use the ATM outside the gym

 

[Numbisa]

TEACHER: Gift, why did u bring a
plumber to the Exam hall?..

Gft: Sir I
heard that the exam papers were leaking

 

[Numbisa]

Teacher wrote on the board,
36x + yx, 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x).b =0

He turned to Mondray and said, "Solve the problem."
JF boy picked the duster, cleaned the board and said,

"Problem solved!

Some of our problems require such solutions. Just dust it off and move on with life.

Never allow anyone to steal your happiness!

 

[Numbisa]

My room mate just came back with his girlfriend.They have been here staring at me for 3 hours.They think I will go outside to give them privacy....Never!
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I can not support evil....no way!!

 

[Numbisa]

Keep disrespecting your girlfriend like that....one of these days she will remove her wig,wash her make up,and talk to you MAN to MAN....nonsense!

 

[Numbisa]

We all made new year resolutions.. Its 186 days into the year.. How far have you gone..
public poll

Cha muhimu ni uhai

Making it through

Still struggling to start

 

[Numbisa]

Those people who call past 10pm... You pick up in a sleepy tone and they still ask..."are you sleeping"...
DO I SOUND LIKE I'M HAVING SEX?

 

[Numbisa]

Dear problems
Kindly give me some break..I'm your daily customer

 

[Numbisa]

Son: Hey dad, remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said "No butter for a week?"
Dad:Yeah?
Son: And when I killed that honeybee, you said "No honey for a week"
Dad: Yeah, That was a month ago, so what?
Son: Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?
Dad: ......

His Dad is currently admitted to the Hospital

 

[Numbisa]

Dear ladies,
A man who truly loves you can stand by your side even if you're pregnant for another man,,,,,and that man iz your father not me

 

[Numbisa]

Have you ever typed something wrong thinking autocorrect will correct you.
But autocorrect itself is confused.

 

[Numbisa]

I'm finished"'
Is when your GIRLFRIEND starts
arguing with a bouncer in a Club...halafu unaskia saitan imekunywa guarana 2 inawika..."My boyfriend ain't scared of
you"...hapo unabaki na options mbili brother either ukuwe John Cena or you become Usain Bolt

 

[Numbisa]

If you suspect your wife or girlfriend of stealing money from your wallet, just put a used condom in your wallet, then you will catch the thief......free advice you are welcome my brothers

 

[Yamakagashi]

Hahaha

 

[Numbisa]

This made my day!!!
A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the man arrived to kill the rat they were more than a thousand rats bunched up and one sitting by itself away from the pack. He killed the one by itself and that was the exact one that had swallowed the diamond. The amazed owner of the diamond asked: How did you know it was that rat? He responded: Very easy.... When Africans get rich they don't mix with others!!!

 

[Numbisa]

The number she is refusing to give you is the same number another guy just deleted. Don't kill yourself my brother

 

[Numbisa]

*TODAY SOMEBODY DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!*

He went to a RESTAURANT and after seeing every table being occupied by couples, he took out his phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,
"My friend, your wife is here with another man just come and see"

Nine ladies DISAPPEARED!!

 

[Numbisa]

Grandfather:
When I was your age,
I used to go to the market with two Rupees and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, ghee, face powder etc.

Grandson :
nowadays it is difficult....
There are CCTV cameras everywhere.

 

[Numbisa]

If mom named you Bahati, just know that you escaped Abortion

 

[Numbisa]

When your are in Bed with Bae and You so wanna play with her hair.....
But it's on the dressing table