World is so funny. Lol!

[cyrustheruler]

When You Go With Your Girlfriend To Your Friend's House And The Dog Doesn't Bark At Her. Wisdom, my brother, i say wisdom!

This real does ring a bell!

 

[Numbisa]

Fact:

The only three people a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as they say is a DOCTOR, the PASTOR and PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're neither of the three, sit down and be strong...

 

[Numbisa]

If she doesn't scream during sex. My nigga you have your own mouth....
SCREAM!!!!!

 

[Numbisa]

Chemistry class in Tanzania kwa kiswahili

"Heliamu na nitrojeni zikikongamana kong'okong'o zasawasha bakshishi ya samawati selusheni iliyo na efevensi..."
This alone will make you drop out of school and become a witch doctor...

 

[Numbisa]

My only biggest fear of going abroad is being chased by a dog that doesn't understand the term 'kwenda huko"

 

[Numbisa]

A drunk man was struggling to open his room door with his key...as he staggered left & right.His neighbour asked him: "Sir can I help to open the door?"
Drunk: "don't worry yourself. Just help me hold the house straight,I will be able to open the door!

 

[Numbisa]

I was in a cab today and the cab driver said "I love my job,I'm my own boss.No body tells me what to do"!.Then I said, "turn left!".

 

[Numbisa]

Facebook Should Send Us Notifications Like: Fredrick & Amanda Have Broken Up U Can Make Your Move now

 

[Numbisa]

Dating an identical twin stops you from saying words like "no one is like you"

 

[Numbisa]

Have u ever made a Fake story and your friend says "Oh I remember that"

 

[Numbisa]

Girls be like
12:00:I'm coming
14:00:I'm leaving the house now
16:00:I'm in a taxi
18:00:Sorry can't make it,mom say I must cook!

 

[Numbisa]

"Are you still angry?"
.
That's how 99% of African girls do apologise.

 

[Numbisa]

I was in town this morning when Japanese man approached me,"please......can you take?"he said handing me a camera.As he stood against the wall smilling....I got into a taxi and thought,"what a nice guy!!".

 

[Numbisa]

Nowadays before dating anyone ask them to bring a letter of recommendation from their EX. You deserve to know who you are dealing with....

 

[Numbisa]

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

 

[Numbisa]

Teacher : can you tell me 2 pronouns ??
.
Me : Who ? Me?
.
Teacher : correct very Good
.
Me :

 

[Numbisa]

Freyzem girlfriend just tweeted "I love his chest tattoos" but JF man looking at his chest and ain't got any tattoo.

 

[Numbisa]

You dont even have a passport but your naked pictures are in America.
My sister you made it.

 

[Numbisa]

When you start to realize people have moved on without you. Accept it and move on. Don't go to social media and become a poet

 

[Numbisa]

Fat girls are the most selfish people in the world.They will sit down with a mini-skirt and you will see nothing my brother,nothing!!!