John was having an argument with his Wife. The
Wife called John a fool. John got angry and said,
"I cannot be called a fool by a woman, not even my
wife. She must therefore leave my house!"
Neighbours intervened and the matter was
resolved. But the Wife still nursed anger.
Later that night, it rained heavily. It was so cold that
John wanted to perform his manly duty. Sneaking
his hands to touch his Wifes laps in the dark, the
Wife shouted, "WHO IS THAT FOOL?!"
John replied, "It is me!"