Wife Vs WiFi

[Ben Mugashe]

A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make.

I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly when you are not in town.

I have used your wife in my kitchen, bedroom, parlour and also in your own apartment and at times right under your nose.

I have to also admit that I have used your wife more than you do. I feel I should let you know cause I feel so guilty. I promise never to do it again".

The man was so mad that he shot his wife dead!

Few minutes later he received another message from the same neighbor stating; "So sorry for the spelling mistake. I meant to write WIFI and not WIFE!"

 

[Eiyer]

Dah........!!

 

[Heaven on Earth]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa kazi kweli kweli

 

[Iyokopokomayoko]

Ndiyo matokeo ya kukurupuka

 

[Watu8]

 

[Zyamwelele]

Tatizo lakukimbia kimbia na mambo!

 

[Daata]

Itabidi amtafute aliyetuma sms amdedishe pia

 

[life is Short]

You made my day!!

 

[kijani11]

Unatakiwa Utafakari ndo uchukue hatua. kukurupuka ni balaa.

 

[Jodoki Kalimilo]

Unatakiwa Utafakari ndo uchukue hatua. kukurupuka ni balaa.

Kuna msemo unasema kwamba "tatizo kubwa kwenye mawasiliano tunasikiliza/kusoma ili kujibu na si ili tuelewe na ndio maana jamaa alivyosoma tu huo ujumbe akachukua hatua

 

[Jodoki Kalimilo]

A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make.

I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly when you are not in town.

I have used your wife in my kitchen, bedroom, parlour and also in your own apartment and at times right under your nose.

I have to also admit that I have used your wife more than you do. I feel I should let you know cause I feel so guilty. I promise never to do it again".

The man was so mad that he shot his wife dead!

Few minutes later he received another message from the same neighbor stating; "So sorry for the spelling mistake. I meant to write WIFI and not WIFE!"

Hiki kimeo changu button ya LIKE haionekani, anyway chukua LIKE mannually.

 

[Ben Mugashe]

Hiki kimeo changu button ya LIKE haionekani, anyway chukua LIKE mannually.

Nimepata

 

[Ben Mugashe]

Kuna msemo unasema kwamba "tatizo kubwa kwenye mawasiliano tunasikiliza/kusoma ili kujibu na si ili tuelewe na ndio maana jamaa alivyosoma tu huo ujumbe akachukua hatua

Wewe ungemfanyaje jamaa alotuma hiyo sms na wife keshakufa?

 

[Ben Mugashe]

You made my day!!

Kula LIKE moja...

 

[life is Short]

Kula LIKE moja...

nimeshakula nipe glassi ya juice Mkuu !!

 

[stable woman]

Hataree itabid jamaa arudishe mguu wa kuku sehem husika ataji mushi mwnyw cku nyingine

 

[daz n]

A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make.

I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly when you are not in town.

I have used your wife in my kitchen, bedroom, parlour and also in your own apartment and at times right under your nose.

I have to also admit that I have used your wife more than you do. I feel I should let you know cause I feel so guilty. I promise never to do it again".

The man was so mad that he shot his wife dead!

Few minutes later he received another message from the same neighbor stating; "So sorry for the spelling mistake. I meant to write WIFI and not WIFE!"

Acha uhuni dogo

 

[Queen Kan]

duuu kweli subira yavuta heri

 

[kabanga]

kha.... like kuubwa!