What are the most random and absurd thoughts you’ve ever had?

[Binti wa zamani]

We’ve all had them, share yours and tag someone whose thoughts you’d love to hear.

Here are some of mine:

1. How did people react the very first time twins were born in human history 🤔?
   
   
2. If everyone practiced celibacy, how long would the human race last?
   
   
3. If I were immortal, would I be the happiest person alive or the loneliest?
   
   
4. Often, after shaking a man’s hand, I wonder if he actually washed it after touching his dick while peeing.
   
   
5. What would actually happen if I give my pets 🐈‍⬛🐈 alcohol?

Cc:
ERoni , Demi , min -me , Depal , TheNomad , Weee , Vincenzo Jr

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

1.Someone dreamt about you last night, and you have no idea.

 

[Depal]

Sometimes I wonder if clouds know they are being stared at, and that’s why they keep changing shapes like they are shy or just messing with us 😁

 

[Depal]

Leo huwezi kucheka Binti wa zamani 😁😁

 

[Depal]

1.Someone dreamt about you last night, and you have no idea.

Kioo kinajua siri zetu zote, lakini kinabaki kimya tu kila siku😁

 

[Depal]

🍕 Kama pizza ni duara,ila inakuja kwenye boksi la mraba aka pembe4 lakini tunakula kwa triangle. Je hiyo si kitu ya ajabu?

 

[Binti wa zamani]

1.Someone dreamt about you last night, and you have no idea.

I wish I knew 🙃

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Leo huwezi kucheka Binti wa zamani 😁😁

Inanipa shida sana 😃

 

[Shadow7]

If the sun is in space.. Why is there light on Earth but not in space?

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Kioo kinajua siri zetu zote, lakini kinabaki kimya tu kila siku😁

Threah ya kidhungu hii 🤣🤣 hebu kilazimishe kimombo buana 🤣

 

[Binti wa zamani]

If the sun is in space.. Why is there light on Earth but not in space?

 

[Depal]

Threah ya kidhungu hii 🤣🤣 hebu kilazimishe kimombo buana 🤣

Haha, wait until it dawns, for now it’s dark and I can’t see where the English is.. 😁

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Haha, wait until it dawns, for now it’s dark and I can’t see where the English is.. 😁

It’s a pity I can’t “react” laugh 🤣🤣 liking this reply feels weird 😅

 

[min -me]

1. Walihisi kupata mapacha ni miujiza ya miungu.

2.kizazi kimoja tu za takribani karne moja tu ndio kingeweza kudumu.

3.sio kila mtu anaosha mikono akitoka kukojoa , binafsi mtu akinipa mkono namsalimia kwa kumshika juu ya kiganja.

4 .hapo kwenye kuwapa pombe wanyama siwezi kufahamu vizuri.

5. Kuhusu umilele na furaha inategemea na vile unatafsiri mambo ila ili uweze kujua furaha lazima utambue huzuni ,bila kuwepo huzuni ni ngumu kutambua furaha ipoje.

 

[La Roche]

What was the first person who discovered French kissing doing…?! 🤔

 

[Binti wa zamani]

What was the first person who discovered French kissing doing…?! 🤔

That's a super random thought 😂😆

 

[min -me]

What was the first person who discovered French kissing doing…?! 🤔

Labda waliiga kwa wanyama hasa ndege ,kama walivyo iga mkao wa ki mmbwa🤣

 

[La Roche]

That's a super random thought 😂😆

😉

 

[La Roche]

Labda waliiga kwa wanyama hasa ndege ,kama walivyo iga mkao wa ki mmbwa🤣

So, are you trying to say that love or intimacy was actually learned through observing animals? 😀

 

[The Icebreaker]

Saying "World wide web" can be quicker than saying ''WWW''