We should not complain about the money we get

Pedro1 said:

Hahahaha nimeipenda hyo kumbe alikuwa anafanya kazi bure lol

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Mmwaminifu said:

Mi ningegoma

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Mlamoto said:

Duh! hii kali!

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afrodenzi said:

Boss mchoyo sana huyo....

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Pedro1 said:

Hahahaha nimeipenda hyo kumbe alikuwa anafanya kazi bure lol

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MAMENGAZI said:

sio alikua anafanya kazi bure alikua analipwa bila kufanya kazi kwa mujibu wa boss wake. Sasa akiongezewa na sabasaba, nanenane, maulid, idi mosi na pili, pasaka na jumatatu yake, muungano na mapinduzi toooba, itabidi arudishe mshahara wa watu.

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MduduWashawasha said:

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the<br />
company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his boss one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his boss his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was<br />
surprised to hear this, but the boss went on to explain.<br />
Boss:- How many days are there in a year?<br />
Man:- 365 days and some times 366<br />
Boss:- how many hours make up a day?<br />
Man:- 24 hours<br />
Boss:- How long do you work in a day?<br />
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.<br />
Boss:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?<br />
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours ie. 1/3(one third)<br />
Boss:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?<br />
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 =122 in days)<br />
Boss:- Do you come to work on weekends?<br />
Man:- No sir<br />
Boss:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?<br />
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days<br />
Boss:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many<br />
days do you now have?<br />
Man:- 18 days.<br />
Boss:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that<br />
14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?<br />
Man:- 4 days<br />
Boss:- Do you work on New Year day?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss:- Do you come to work on workers day?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss:- So how many days are left?<br />
Man:- 2 days sir!<br />
Boss:- Do you come to work on 9th December (independence day)?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss:- So how many days are left?<br />
Man:- 1 day sir!<br />
Boss:- Do you work on Christmas day?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss: - So how many days are left?<br />
Man:- None sir!<br />
Boss :- So, what are you claiming?<br />
Man: - I see! thank you sir for all the money you have been giving me,<br />
I am sorry for trying to steal from the Company.

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MduduWashawasha said:

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the<br />
company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his boss one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his boss his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was<br />
surprised to hear this, but the boss went on to explain.<br />
Boss:- How many days are there in a year?<br />
Man:- 365 days and some times 366<br />
Boss:- how many hours make up a day?<br />
Man:- 24 hours<br />
Boss:- How long do you work in a day?<br />
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.<br />
Boss:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?<br />
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours ie. 1/3(one third)<br />
Boss:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?<br />
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 =122 in days)<br />
Boss:- Do you come to work on weekends?<br />
Man:- No sir<br />
Boss:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?<br />
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days<br />
Boss:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many<br />
days do you now have?<br />
Man:- 18 days.<br />
Boss:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that<br />
14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?<br />
Man:- 4 days<br />
Boss:- Do you work on New Year day?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss:- Do you come to work on workers day?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss:- So how many days are left?<br />
Man:- 2 days sir!<br />
Boss:- Do you come to work on 9th December (independence day)?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss:- So how many days are left?<br />
Man:- 1 day sir!<br />
Boss:- Do you work on Christmas day?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss: - So how many days are left?<br />
Man:- None sir!<br />
Boss :- So, what are you claiming?<br />
Man: - I see! thank you sir for all the money you have been giving me,<br />
I am sorry for trying to steal from the Company.

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