Watanzania kwa mapenzi tunatisha.

[M.E.M.A]

In U.S....this is my lovely wife.
In Britain..this is my lovely queen.
In Tz...huyu ndo mama watoto

In USA, when going to work, wife says 'have fun at work hunie'
In UK, wife says 'see you later sweery'
In Tz, wife says 'Chelewa na leo tena utaona'

In US husband tells her wife, you look smart in that new dress.
In UK, i miss to walk with you in that dress my dear.
In Tz, inaonekana manager ameanza kukutolea macho.... ukitoka na hiyo nguo tafuta kwako

In the US..dear, i enjoy this walk (walking hand in hand, to bus stage)
In the UK..it's my turn to drive
In Tz...Mama Mwita, tangulia nikukute stand

When a student fails an exam, the father says,
In the UK- you can still do better darling,
In the US. Yes you can, I know you can,
In Tz- kumbe niliuza ngo'mbe na nikapeleka ng'ombe nyingine shule.....

 

[Mashaxizo]

Kuwa mzalendo basi! Japo kidogo!

 

[Munkari]

Haha! Imekaa kifuny zaidi

 

[Smile]

ahahaaa mama watoto! hii ni kweli kabisa

 

[gollocko]

Eti Heaven on earth, ni kweli ayasemayo huyu kijana?

 

[kabanga]

ndivyo kweli au umeamua utudhalilishe wazee wako...?

 

[willeteo]

Hyo ya ng'ombe n kboko aiseeh

 

[sungura1980]

Mama Mwita tangulia nitakukuta stand!Hahahahaaa

 

[King Kong III]

Nomaaa Sanaaa!

 

[nketi]

Lkn kweli... we litoto gani nimeuza ng'ombe wangu wote lenyewe limeishia kuvuta mibange na hatimaye kufeli? Mi siliachi katu

 

[M.E.M.A]

Kuwa mzalendo basi! Japo kidogo!

Niambie kama sio kweli. Hebu kumbuka siku uliyorudi nyumbani umenyeshewa na mvua au mchafu. Uliambiwaje?

 

[M.E.M.A]

Nyingine kwa wanaume:
Unatembea na mpenzi wako mmeshikana mikono. Ukikuta kundi la wakina dada linakuja upande wenu, unaachia mkono wa mwenzako, na kama mlikuwa na story zinakata.

 

[Mapi]

Kuwa mzalendo basi! Japo kidogo!

makombora anayorusha huyu jamaa leo utadhani yupo kwenye kisiwa nje ya bongo

 

[M.E.M.A]

makombora anayorusha huyu jamaa leo utadhani yupo kwenye kisiwa nje ya bongo

Hahhaaha..

 

[Mashaxizo]

Hahahahaaaa!
Hapa umenigusa!

Nyingine kwa wanaume:
Unatembea na mpenzi wako mmeshikana mikono. Ukikuta kundi la wakina dada linakuja upande wenu, unaachia mkono wa mwenzako, na kama mlikuwa na story zinakata.

 

[Mashaxizo]

makombora anayorusha huyu jamaa leo utadhani yupo kwenye kisiwa nje ya bongo

Hahahaaa! Mwenyewe nimeona! Jamaa anamwaga sumu! Hahaha! Ila fresh tu! Huenda tukaachana na hizo tabia!

 

[Deo Corleone]

Eti nimeuza ng'ombe mwingne nkapeleka shule! Dah noma si kidogo

 

[maphie]

Wakati wa kulala;
UK, g9t my queen
US, sleep tight baby
Bongo, Mama nanii.. umefunga mlango?

 

[Nazjaz]

Hiyo ni kenya bama, sio tz

 

[Ennie]

Nyingine kwa wanaume:
Unatembea na mpenzi wako mmeshikana mikono. Ukikuta kundi la wakina dada linakuja upande wenu, unaachia mkono wa mwenzako, na kama mlikuwa na story zinakata.

Nitaongezaje speed? Atakuta nimeshafika tunakoelekea au nimesharudi home!