Wanaume pitieni hapa: Signs that you will never marry

[47pro]

SIGNS THAT YOU WILL NEVER MARRY

1.If you can make a perfctly round chapati and you are a man think twice.

2.If you light a Jiko on weekend and cook your own githeri,hahaha sioni bibi hapo dugu yangu.

3.Kama uko na kitambi na haukunywi pombe hakuna bibi atakupikia hiyo food yote.

4.If you are a man and when a lady comes to your house you still cook for her after her first visit trust you have no intention for marrying soon bro.. .

5.Kama unaenjoy kuosha vyombo and you are a man, Woooooooiiii i see no hope in your marital status.

6.Kama unaoga kila siku think twice. Mwanaume ni kuoga twice a week.

 

[Al Watani]

hahaha ila kweli aisee washing cooking utensils with your beads looks like a good shame hah

 

[UncleBen]

Kuna wajerumani fulani nilikutana nao Kilimahewa aisee hawaogi kama week mbili hivi ,wanajipaka sijui nini hili lilinishangaza

 

[njang'et]

SIGNS THAT YOU WILL NEVER
MARRY
.
1.If you can make a perfctly
round chapati
and you are a man think twice
.
2.If you light a Jiko on weekend
and cook
your own githeri,hahaha sioni bibi hapo dugu
yangu.
.
3.Kama uko na kitambi na
haukunywi pombe
hakuna bibi atakupikia hiyo food
yote..
.
4.If you are a man and when a
lady comes to
your house you still cook for her
after her
first visit trust you have no
intention for
marrying soon bro..
.
5. Kama unaenjoy kuosha vyombo
and you
are a man ... ,... Woooooooiiii
i see no hope in your marital status...
.
6.Kama unaoga kila siku think
twice.
Mwanaume ni kuoga twice a week.

ha hahahaaa..no.6 imenikumbusha kitu.

 

[47pro]

ha hahahaaa..no.6 imenikumbusha kitu.

Nini hiyo?

 

[linguistics]

Kama nataka kukubaliana na wewee

 

[The Wolf]

Kuna kuoga na kujimwagia maji eeh?

 

[Mr.Junior]

Hiyo namba 6 labda uwe huku kwetu Nyanda za juu kusini.

 

[Mshana Jr]

Vema ungesema vijana wa kiume pitieni hapa

 

[Kakole]

Vema ungesema vijana wa kiume pitieni hapa

Mkuu mshana jr nataka nimng'oe mtoto miss chagga nifanyie dawa mkuu

 

[Mshana Jr]

Mkuu mshana jr nataka nimng'oe mtoto miss chagga nifanyie dawa mkuu

una bei gani?

 

[Kakole]

una bei gani?

hiyo bei ni kwaajili ya kufanyiwa dawa au ni kwaajili ya huyo mlimbwende mkuu

 

[Mshana Jr]

hiyo bei ni kwaajili ya kufanyiwa dawa au ni kwaajili ya huyo mlimbwende mkuu

Kwa ajili yake mimi tiba natoa bure

 

[Kakole]

Kwa ajili yake mimi tiba natoa bure

......duuuuuh! mkuu ninavyojua hawa watoto wa migombani wanapenda sana shekeli, nina $ 2000 ila usimwambie mtu

 

[Manjuu01]

Kwa ajili yake mimi tiba natoa bure

Mshana u r so multipurpose..kila idara umoo

 

[Smart911]

No 6. Inamaanisha... mwanaume anayeoga kila siku hupiga nyeto kila siku...

 

[47pro]

No 6. Inamaanisha... mwanaume anayeoga kila siku hupiga nyeto kila siku...

Kama ulikwepo

 

[Sir_Mimi]

Duh....mkuu hiyo [HASHTAG]#No6[/HASHTAG] unamaanisha Kenya maji hakuna hadi ukae na uchafu mwilini,Wakeii mko na tabu sana joo,venye umeandika hapo naona kama uko na tongotongo kwa macho.

 

[47pro]

Duh....mkuu hiyo [HASHTAG]#No6[/HASHTAG] unamaanisha Kenya maji hakuna hadi ukae na uchafu mwilini,Wakeii mko na tabu sana joo,venye umeandika hapo naona kama uko na tongotongo kwa macho.

Smart911 had answered...

 

[Youngblood]

Namba 6 nimeipenda bure