Wana MMU mnapo honga msijisahau sana

[deejaywillzz]

Kuna kamsemo alisema

Robert Mugabe (Zimbabwean Presiden):
"Sometimes you look back at the girls you spent money on instead of sending it to your mum and realise witchcraft is real"

In direct translation:
Muda mwingine una angalia ulipotoka, pesa ulizotumia na wanawake badala ya kuzituma kwa mama yako na kugundua uchawi upo

Waswahili wanaitaga limbwata

cc: Kibo10

 

[Mkatavimeo]

Principle ni moja tu: usihonge mchepuko more than they way you provide to your family. Ukishajiona unahonga more than what you pump in to your family, smell a rat and piga fumigation!

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Principle ni moja tu: usihonge mchepuko more than they way you provide to your family. Ukishajiona unahonga more than what you pump in to your family, smell a rat and piga fumigation!

Hapo ujue mchepuko umekukoleza kwa mahaba.....

 

[mikatabafeki]

words............

 

[Espy_]

mchawi wenu ni nyie wenyewe na tamaa zenu.

 

[Apologise lady]

Na msipohonga mtaitwa mario na mtamegewa sana.

naomba usiniquote tafadhali.

 

[wazabangah1]

Hapo ujue mchepuko umekukoleza kwa mahaba.....

Mahabaa yapi?? Embu tudadafulie walau kidogo

 

[MO11]

unapohonga honga kwa akili usijisahau ikajua umependwa sana

 

[Sikununu]

Mie ndio bingwa wa kuonga...nimemjengea nyumba mchepuko bila hata kujijua....nashangaa siku hiyo baa tumekolofishana ndio ananichana laivu...ooohh mwanaume hata haujielewi na nyumba nimejenga kwa hela zako wakati we bado umepanga....

 

[Sikununu]

mchawi wenu ni nyie wenyewe na tamaa zenu.

Sio tamaa ndio maana dushee linasimama dede likiona mazingira hatarishi...iyo kataka sir God
Kama unabisha nikuse uone inavodedea....

 

[Madam Mwajuma]

Mie ndio bingwa wa kuonga...nimemjengea nyumba mchepuko bila hata kujijua....nashangaa siku hiyo baa tumekolofishana ndio ananichana laivu...ooohh mwanaume hata haujielewi na nyumba nimejenga kwa hela zako wakati we bado umepanga....

mkuu mfuko 1 wa sement huwa ni shi ngapi

 

[pierre tall]

Ni kwel na sahihi

 

[innocentmollel]

mchawi wenu ni nyie wenyewe na tamaa zenu.

Asante

 

[ERoni]

Kwa hilo namshukuru muumba wa mbingu na nchi..

 

[innocentmollel]

Na msipohonga mtaitwa mario na mtamegewa sana.

naomba usiniquote tafadhali.

Asante

 

[innocentmollel]

Mie ndio bingwa wa kuonga...nimemjengea nyumba mchepuko bila hata kujijua....nashangaa siku hiyo baa tumekolofishana ndio ananichana laivu...ooohh mwanaume hata haujielewi na nyumba nimejenga kwa hela zako wakati we bado umepanga....

Mungu wangu na mariaaaaa

 

[Espy_]

Sio tamaa ndio maana dushee linasimama dede likiona mazingira hatarishi...iyo kataka sir God
Kama unabisha nikuse uone inavodedea....

akili zingine!!! ndio maana ulijenga bila kujijua, hakukosea yule mwanamke kwa yale alokwambia!

 

[Madame B]

unapohonga honga kwa akili usijisahau ikajua umependwa sana

.....na bado, mpaka nihakikishe nimekunyonyoa mpaka manyoya yako ya mwilini.

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Mahabaa yapi?? Embu tudadafulie walau kidogo

Tunahitaji kufanya practical ili udadafuzi ueleweke zaidi

 

[Sikununu]

mkuu mfuko 1 wa sement huwa ni shi ngapi

Mfuko Wa sement siujui maana mie mgeni ndo nmekuja leo huku labda nimuulize jirani yangu hapa......