Wale wenye ndoa zenu ila mpo "single......"

mchakavumlasana · Dec 29, 2021

Kwa wanawake wote ambao mmeolewa.....

Mko kwenye ndoa zenu.......

Na mashati yenu ya vitenge sare sare na waume zenu.............

Salamu kwenu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nyie mlio kwenye ndoa zenu....lakini bado mpo ingle....

Yaani single but married (wenye viinglish vyenu pia mnywe maji mengi tu mtulie)

Mkisaidiana na wale ambao wapo lonely but married

Mjipige kifua mara tatu...... mfanye maamuzi na mapinduzi ya mwaka 2022.

Wale ambao hamna wa kuzungumza nae wala kucheka nae....ingawa mliosaini nao vyeti mnalala nao kitanda kimoja ..... jipepeeni tu

Wale ambao ndio mastriker.....mnalisha familia nyinyi.....mnalea watoto nyinyi...ila mnakumbatia mito wakati wapenzi wenu wakiwa busy kuchat na wapenzi wao (hahahahahahahahah) vuteni shuka mbu wasiwangate, wale ambao waume zenu 99% ya kipato chao wanahudumia wapenzi wao huko mitaani kunyeweni maji mengi kushusha uchungu........ na wale ambao wapenzi wenu hawarudi kabisa (au wamesafiri na wapenzi wao holiday) huo muda wa kulala usiku bora mkalinde sungusungu

Yaani kiufupi...........

Hebu mjitafakari kwa nini mko na hao wenza wenu.........................

Mchukue hatua ili muachane na upweke

Single wote mlio kwenye ndoa zenu............habari zenu tena.

Na nyie Married but Available(MBA) tutaonana mwakani, labda kutakuwa na ujumbe wa pasaka kwenu!!!!

Heri ya mwaka mpya kwenu wote!!!

Nb
kuna wanaume mbingu mtaisikia tu!!!

Shimba ya Buyenze · Dec 29, 2021

Kulikoni?
Kumetokea nini?

Hakuna jipya. Ndoani huko wengi wanalea watoto tu lakini mapenzi yalishajifia zamani. Ni kila mtu na lwake!

mchakavumlasana · Dec 29, 2021

Shimba Ya Buyenze said:
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Kulikoni?
Kumetokea nini?

Hakuna jipya. Ndoani huko wengi wanalea watoto tu lakini mapenzi yalishajifia zamani. Ni kila mtu na lwake!

nawapa salamu za mwaka mpya tu...

angalau kupunguza upweke... walionao ndoani

DeepPond · Dec 29, 2021

Mtoa mada[emoji4]
List yote ya MBA wote wa Humu jf ninayo hapa.[emoji2]

Niwataje au nisiwataje?[emoji57] (JOKE)]

Michelle98 · Dec 29, 2021

Inaskitsha sanaa, weeng waliiingia ndoani kwa kufuata mkumbo. Na wengne n tamaa tu za pesa na kuonesha "umma" (adhira) kuwa wako ndoani(na wao wamepata wa kuwaoa), hawakujitafakar zaid kwamba kuna maisha baada ya harusi.

Mtoto halali na hela · Dec 29, 2021

DeepPond said:
Mtoa mada[emoji4]
List yote ya MBA wote wa Humu jf ninayo hapa.[emoji2]

Niwataje au nisiwataje?[emoji57] (JOKE)]View attachment 2061459

Hii jeans ndio ya kufungia mwaka

mchakavumlasana · Dec 29, 2021

DeepPond said:
Mtoa mada[emoji4]
List yote ya MBA wote wa Humu jf ninayo hapa.[emoji2]

Niwataje au nisiwataje?[emoji57] (JOKE)]View attachment 2061459

wataje wataje tafadhali

hahahahahaha

mchakavumlasana · Dec 29, 2021

Michelle98 said:
Inaskitsha sanaa, weeng waliiingia ndoani kwa kufuata mkumbo. Na wengne n tamaa tu za pesa na kuonesha "umma" (adhira) kuwa wako ndoani(na wao wamepata wa kuwaoa), hawakujitafakar zaid kwamba kuna maisha baada ya harusi.

inasikitisha,

siku hizi hakuna misini ya ndoa kabisa

wengine wanafunga ndoa kwa presha na mikumbo ya jamnii

mwisho wa siku unakuta mweza wake ana mwenza mwingine!!!!

Extrovert · Dec 29, 2021

DeepPond said:
Mtoa mada[emoji4]
List yote ya MBA wote wa Humu jf ninayo hapa.[emoji2]

Niwataje au nisiwataje?[emoji57] (JOKE)]View attachment 2061459

Hii jeans ya miaka 60 ya uhuru au sio😅 60th Annivesary

Extrovert · Dec 29, 2021

mchakavumlasana said:
Kwa wanawake wote ambao mmeolewa.....

Mko kwenye ndoa zenu.......

Na mashati yenu ya vitenge sare sare na waume zenu.............

Salamu kwenu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nyie mlio kwenye ndoa zenu....lakini bado mpo ingle....

Yaani single but married (wenye viinglish vyenu pia mnywe maji mengi tu mtulie)

Mkisaidiana na wale ambao wapo lonely but married

Mjipige kifua mara tatu...... mfanye maamuzi na mapinduzi ya mwaka 2022.

Wale ambao hamna wa kuzungumza nae wala kucheka nae....ingawa mliosaini nao vyeti mnalala nao kitanda kimoja ..... jipepeeni tu

Wale ambao ndio mastriker.....mnalisha familia nyinyi.....mnalea watoto nyinyi...ila mnakumbatia mito wakati wapenzi wenu wakiwa busy kuchat na wapenzi wao (hahahahahahahahah) vuteni shuka mbu wasiwangate, wale ambao waume zenu 99% ya kipato chao wanahudumia wapenzi wao huko mitaani kunyeweni maji mengi kushusha uchungu........ na wale ambao wapenzi wenu hawarudi kabisa (au wamesafiri na wapenzi wao holiday) huo muda wa kulala usiku bora mkalinde sungusungu

Yaani kiufupi...........

Hebu mjitafakari kwa nini mko na hao wenza wenu.........................

Mchukue hatua ili muachane na upweke

Single wote mlio kwenye ndoa zenu............habari zenu tena.

Na nyie Married but Available(MBA) tutaonana mwakani, labda kutakuwa na ujumbe wa pasaka kwenu!!!!

Heri ya mwaka mpya kwenu wote!!!

Nb
kuna wanaume mbingu mtaisikia tu!!!

Wahusika wanakuja kukupa muongozo

Makiwendo · Dec 29, 2021

Shimba Ya Buyenze said:
View attachment 2061456

Kulikoni?
Kumetokea nini?

Hakuna jipya. Ndoani huko wengi wanalea watoto tu lakini mapenzi yalishajifia zamani. Ni kila mtu na lwake!

Hivi yanayosemwa kuhusu huyu mtu ni kweli? Au ndiyo yale yale ya wachuna ngozi?

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Shimba ya Buyenze · Dec 29, 2021

Makiwendo said:
Hivi yanayosemwa kuhusu huyu mtu ni kweli? Au ndiyo yale yale ya wachuna ngozi?

Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app

Aisee sina uhakika. Wabongo kwa maneno utawaweza? Waweza kuta mdada wa watu wala hajui kinachoendelea.

Michelle98 · Dec 29, 2021

mchakavumlasana said:
inasikitisha,

siku hizi hakuna misini ya ndoa kabisa

wengine wanafunga ndoa kwa presha na mikumbo ya jamnii

mwisho wa siku unakuta mweza wake ana mwenza mwingine!!!!

na kadr sku znavyozd kwenda hali za ndoa znazd kuwa mbaaya, kias kwamba hawa ambao hawapo(hawajaingia) ktk taasis hiyo wanapatwa na mashaka juu ya maamuz wanayotaka kuyachukua.

DeepPond · Dec 29, 2021

Extrovert said:
Hii jeans ya miaka 60 ya uhuru au sio[emoji28] 60th Annivesary

Jeans ya kibabe Sana iyo,
wazee wa zamani ndo zilikua pamba zetu izo[emoji2]

DeepPond · Dec 29, 2021

Mtoto halali na hela said:
Hii jeans ndio ya kufungia mwaka

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]jeans ya kibabe Sana iyo

Mtoto halali na hela · Dec 29, 2021

DeepPond said:
[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]jeans ya kibabe Sana iyo

Afsaaaaa😃😃😃

DeepPond · Dec 29, 2021

Mtoto halali na hela said:
Afsaaaaa[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]

Enzi hizo ukivaa Iyo jeans Kisha ukatupia na t-shet ya BOT ya kijivu.

Ukienda uchagani kujitambulisha,
Ni unapewa MKE kwa mkopo kabisa[emoji2]

DeepPond · Dec 29, 2021

mchakavumlasana said:
wataje wataje tafadhali

hahahahahaha

Wakwanza Extrovert [emoji85]

Karucee · Dec 29, 2021

Siku hizi wanawake tunafocus kwenye kujipa furaha yetu sisi wenyewe, tofauti na zamani. Tunajitoa out, tunajipeleka shopping... whatever makes us happy.

We don't stay up late wondering where your sorry ass is.

We stay up late working on our side hustles building up empires on our own.

Na hapo ndo mnarudi kuja kulia lia humu kwamba tumekuwa wajeuri tukishapata hela.

Kumbe kule tu kuwapotezea visa vyenu kunatosha tu.

Nyie ndo wa kujitathmini 2022. Because we are not quitting on ourselves anytime soon.

mama D · Dec 29, 2021

mchakavumlasana said:
Kwa wanawake wote ambao mmeolewa.....

Mko kwenye ndoa zenu.......

Na mashati yenu ya vitenge sare sare na waume zenu.............

Salamu kwenu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nyie mlio kwenye ndoa zenu....lakini bado mpo ingle....

Yaani single but married (wenye viinglish vyenu pia mnywe maji mengi tu mtulie)

Mkisaidiana na wale ambao wapo lonely but married

Mjipige kifua mara tatu...... mfanye maamuzi na mapinduzi ya mwaka 2022.

Wale ambao hamna wa kuzungumza nae wala kucheka nae....ingawa mliosaini nao vyeti mnalala nao kitanda kimoja ..... jipepeeni tu

Wale ambao ndio mastriker.....mnalisha familia nyinyi.....mnalea watoto nyinyi...ila mnakumbatia mito wakati wapenzi wenu wakiwa busy kuchat na wapenzi wao (hahahahahahahahah) vuteni shuka mbu wasiwangate, wale ambao waume zenu 99% ya kipato chao wanahudumia wapenzi wao huko mitaani kunyeweni maji mengi kushusha uchungu........ na wale ambao wapenzi wenu hawarudi kabisa (au wamesafiri na wapenzi wao holiday) huo muda wa kulala usiku bora mkalinde sungusungu

Yaani kiufupi...........

Hebu mjitafakari kwa nini mko na hao wenza wenu.........................

Mchukue hatua ili muachane na upweke

Single wote mlio kwenye ndoa zenu............habari zenu tena.

Na nyie Married but Available(MBA) tutaonana mwakani, labda kutakuwa na ujumbe wa pasaka kwenu!!!!

Heri ya mwaka mpya kwenu wote!!!

Nb
kuna wanaume mbingu mtaisikia tu!!!

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