Wabongo kwa misemo mimi hoi

Alishindwa shetani kunikera nafsi utaweza wewe kibwengo waswasi???

Dagaa Mboga' kuku mbwembwe tu

Queen Kan said:

hahahaha

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wanaume bahili wataishiwa kuwaita wanawake wazuri shemeji

luckyline said:

wanaume bahili wataishiwa kuwaita wanawake wazuri shemeji

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Ukishindwa kuwajibika kama mke jua una mke mwenzio

salyo said:

Dagaa Mboga' kuku mbwembwe tu

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Ukiwa mnafiki ujanani utakua mchawi uzeeni

Mwanaume ni kumwaga ndani, "withdrawal" achia ATM..!!

serio said:

Mwanaume ni kumwaga ndani, "withdrawal" achia ATM..!!

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Mwanamke husifiwa mapish na sio ugombanishi

King Kong III said:

~Kama pesa mawe jiji tajiri lingekuwa ni mwanza.
~Silaha pesa kisu mzigo tu
~Heshima Pesa Shikamoo ni makelele tu.

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Mwanaume ni kumanga mzigo usiku mzima, morning glory achia wakristu....!!

raha ya mechi baooooo

mamaafacebook said:

Ukishindwa kuwajibika kama mke jua una mke mwenzio

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Mwanamke ni Class, down to earth achia vumbi...!!

VAN HEIST said:

raha ya mechi baooooo

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Raha ya mechi bao muungurumo waachie simba

Mgomba hauchanjwi kuni

Kazi si kua nae kazi n kumfanya akae

the american dream said:

Eti mapenzi hela kifua kikubwa nenda kawe mlinzi

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Kama mapenzi ni hela nenda kaoane na benki

Hata iweje maji ya nazi hayapikwi chai

Scale said:

Mapenzi hela!! Maua pelekea nyuki!!

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Mwanaume ni kitambi...cubes achia Royco.

mamaafacebook said:

Kazi si kua nae kazi n kumfanya akae

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utamaliza bucha zote lakini nyama ni ile ile

VAN HEIST said:

utamaliza bucha zote lakini nyama ni ile ile

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La kuvunda halina ubani

Eeeehe!! Hebu ngoja wachaga tupite hiviii=====>

serio said:

Mwanaume ni kitambi...cubes achia Royco.

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1. Gari la kuvutwa haliovateki.
2. Mganga haagizi tembele.
3. Wimbo wa taifa haupigwi
disko.
4. Feni haiwashwi beach.
5. Mbwa hanenepi miguu.
6. Mjini shule, kijijini tuition.
7. Heshima pesa,shikamoo
makelele.
8. Hata bibi alikuwa kijana.
9. Mshikaki hauchomwi kwa
jiko la gesi.
10. Kipara bila pesa ni kovu.