Vituko vya mwalimu wa Kikenya

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

This is what is happening in Kenya
a teacher in a class.
TEACHER: class 1+1 is?
CLASS: 11
TEACHER: Correct, name two types of coffee.
CLASS: Kofi annan and Kofi olemide.

TEACHER: Correct...!! Who the president of uganda?
CLASS: Obama.
TEACHER. Very correct...!!! and it will remain that way untill my JULY salary is given out.

 

[kabanga]

hapo lazima kieleweke tu...

 

[ladyfurahia]

kieleweke nini tena wakati teacher mwenyewe bogazi

hapo lazima kieleweke tu...

 

[kabanga]

kieleweke nini tena wakati teacher mwenyewe bogazi

maslahi mama

 

[ladyfurahia]

mm sikujua jamani kumbe ni maslahi ya pesa, sasa wewe utamsaidia au?

maslahi mama

 

[kabanga]

mm sikujua jamani kumbe ni maslahi ya pesa, sasa wewe utamsaidia au?

kila mtu kwake hazitoshi! labda kwako mwenzangu!

 

[Die to survive]

Safi sana teacher maana cc walimu tumesahaulika sana