Vituko vya Mugabe kwa Waandishi....

[Percival]

niliona hii katuni mwaka jana kwenya gazeti Obama anamuuliza Mubarak hilo sawali na mubarak akamjibu kama ilivyonukulia hapo juu

 

[King’asti]

This is an old old joke!

Source please otherwise treat and we will treat this just as a mere gossip.

 

[eliakeem]

anasema hakuingia Ikulu kwa karatasi na hawezi kuondoka kwa karatasi

yule anasema kuwa Zim bado haijapata uhuru..... mpaka arudishe ardhi kwa wazawa....

 

[Bubu Msemaovyo]

Hivi Majuzi Nilikua Zim, na katika moja ya Mkutano wake na waandishi wa Habari, Mr Zim RM aliwazingua waandishi kwa swali lao la kizushi na akawapa majibu ya Kizushi

Mwandishi:

Mr President, When are you going to say Goodbye to your People?

Mugabe:

Where are they Going?

Yes that is a best question's Question!!!!!!!! Bravo Jongwe Mugabe

 

[Asa79]

FANTASTIC JOKE............Viongozi wa kiafrica na wa kiarabu mara nyingi wanapenda kuishi milele madarakani

 

[Somoche]

Comrade, jembe la ukweli achana waoga waoga hawa

 

[Ubungoubungo]

ni jibu sahihi.