I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?”
Embarrassed... I said, “I’m all right!!"
The voice said, "So what are you up to?”
I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!”
Then I hear, “Can I come over?”
Annoyed... I said, “Excuse me?!?!."
Then the voice said,
“Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!"