Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

Taavid said:

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Duuh!

Chukwu emeka said:

Kama umewahi kusikia Tall mnyama....... ndiyo hawa sasaView attachment 2343415

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Aisee..
Wameenda hewani si mchezo!

Ivan Breaker said:

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🤣🤣🤣

Shimba ya Buyenze said:

Kwa kweli jamaa wanaiba. Kuzidi hata wakati wa JK aisee. Mpaka mama akaondoke 2030 tutakuwa na mabilionea wengi wa kisiasa
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Kweli

Shimba ya Buyenze said:

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Msela anataka akatindue tuu😊

Shimba ya Buyenze said:

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Kuna ukweli hapa financial services na Kalpana

Mshana Jr said:

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Duuh!
Sijui ilikuwa mwaka gani huo!

Shimba ya Buyenze said:

Kwa hali ya sasa hili halikwepeki

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Nafurahi kusikia kwamba watu wameanza kukubali ukweli niliokuwa nausema humu ndani miaka na miaka

Chukwu emeka said:

Kama umewahi kusikia Tall mnyama....... ndiyo hawa sasaView attachment 2343415

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Ndio wanaume wanao mchagiza Kelsea

Mshana Jr said:

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Golden era

Mshana Jr said:

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Stail hiyo ya kujifanya kuchanganyikiwa ndio anayoitumia mnyiramba

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Wadada waumbuka kwenye mtihani..​

Ticha katangaza test ,
Akatoa Masharti; Ukiandika jibu hamna kufuta au kukata.

Swali la kwanza,
Taja vyakula VITATU ambavyo ukienda hotelini umelipiwa utapenda kula (marks 1)

WAVULANA wakajaza; wali, ugali, mihogo.

WADADA wakajaza; burger, pizza, egg chop.

Swali la Pili:
Eleza jinsi ya kupika kila chakula ulichotaja hapo juu.. (marks 99)

Wacha wadada waanze kuhangaika kukata majibu ya mwanzo...🤣🤣🤣

mzabzab said:

Kuna ukweli hapa financial services na Kalpana

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Hhaaahaa sitaki kesi mkuu mzabzab

Wanaume jamani..​

Ila sisi wanaume hatupo fair.
Yaani demu anang'ang'ana kujipodoa uso weee, Ila sisi tunaangalia na kujali kitu kimoja tuu - makalio (a.k.a chura)😁
Makeup ya makalio iletwe sasa!!!

Kalpana said:

Hhaaahaa sitaki kesi mkuu mzabzab

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Kumbe nyie warembo wa simba mna misambwanda🤣🤣🤣🤣

Carrasco putin said:

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🤣🤣
Ukimiliki hiko kiba100 unanyanyasika sana!
Bora hilo ndonga😊

Hatimaye tumekabidhi Kishkwambi

antimatter said:

Mdada​

Jamaa alikuwa kwenye daladala pembeni kuna
dada mrembo kakaa. Kamlia timing kwa muda
kisha kaanzisha mazungumzo:
Jamaa: “Samahani dada, unaitwa Google?”.
Dada: “hapana, kwanini umedhani naitwa
hivyo?”.
Jamaa: “Una kila kitu nnachokitafuta

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