Virginity test

[Kimbweka]

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'

The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

The doctor replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If
she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her head with the shovel.

 

[Ngisibara]

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'

The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

The doctor replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If
she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her head with the shovel.

Kimbweka
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[Mhigomkami]

strange!

 

[Lubaluka]

Ahaaaaaa Kheeeeee !!

 

[Mentor]

Du hiyo kali...apo ni assuming hajaenda shule wala hana young brothers!

 

[Washawasha]

hahahahahahaha sasa hivi wachina wanachakachua lkn ukikuta hakuna break usiue ndugu yangu

 

[zayat]

:embarassed2:

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

Mmmm!!!

 

[Vinci]

haahahahah...very clever man...kumbe ameshaziona balls mingi tuu before

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'

The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

The doctor replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If
she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her head with the shovel.

 

[samanya]

:lol:Hah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?

 

[Masikini_Jeuri]

Kabang!

 

[egbert44]

maujanja wawaaaaaaa, for those intended for unattended brides

 

[TANMO]

That Doctor is smart indeed... :A S thumbs_up:

 

[Memo]

hahahahahaaa!!!