Vioja Katika Daladala!

[Bazazi]

Kwa wale wenye magari na kwa kawaida hampandi Daladala;​

Hivi ndivyo viroja tunavyopata kwenye Daladala wenzenu tusio na magari​

Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
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Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
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Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
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Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge...."
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Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma, ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
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Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni peke yako!!!"
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Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"

 

[valid statement]

dah.nimecheka si kipole pole...

 

[daniel mwasemele]

iyo tamu !

 

[HP1]

Hahahaaa

 

[Chakuchambuka]

Aaaaaaa kwakwa kwakwa nimijisahau had nimecheka msiban ......du

 

[Mtalingolo]

Konda: Naomba nauli..
Abiria: Kwani hujapewa NYUMA??

Konda: we shoga nini, nani kakwambia anataka 0714 yako hapa...

 

[Shine]

Daladala zina kero ila wakati mwingine zinafurahisha sana maana utasikia maneno ambayo maishani hujawahi kuyasikia na hutoyasikia tena

 

[Jovegg]

hahahahaha

 

[Adharusi]

U made my day

 

[BABU CHONDO]

Ilikuwepo

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[Fredmaty Zach.]

daah ebwana ii noumaaaa.

 

[HIMARS]

mmm haya bana ni comment

 

[Ralphryder]

Kwa
wale wenye magari na kwa kawaida hampandi
Daladala;​

Hivi ndivyo viroja tunavyopata kwenye
Daladala wenzenu tusio na magari​

Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni
nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi wewe,
Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
********************************
Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
*******************************
Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na
zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
*******************************

Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande
fridge...."
******************************
Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale
nyuma, ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
********************************
Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama
ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni
peke yako!!!"
*******************************
Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna
sipandi..."
Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"

Epuka kauli zifuatazo uwamo ndani ya daladala, Nitakupa,Atakupa mbele,Hujapewa mbele?,Utapewa nyuma,Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri,Ngoja isimame nikupe,Subiri asimamishe nikupe n.k ongeza nyingine tata.

 

[Getsemane]

Dah! Hizi kali.Misemo haitakaa iishe!!!

 

[hi-lander]

daah! ama kweli !

 

[Mwl Ngasa]

mh! hii kali kuliko!

 

[peter mpine]

teh teh teh teh!! Nimeipenda hyo.

 

[valid statement]

makonda wana maneno sana, na vijineno vya kipekee sana hawo jamaa

 

[Albizo]

Abiria:konda wa2 wamejaa usipakie wengine.
Konda:gari halijaagi,chupa ya chai ndio inajaa...