Very FUNNY Just for President Kibaki

[Chris B. Daniel]

A plane was about
to
crash and there
were only
4 parachutes...
Meanwhile there
were 5
people on board.
The 1st person was
Messi
and he said:
"You know I'm the
world's best
footballer, so
i cant die now"
he took 1 parachute
and left. The 2nd
who was Aliko
Dangote said:
"You know I'm the
richest
man in Africa and
I'm too
young to die"
so, he took the 2nd
parachute and left.
Kenyan President
kibaki
said:
"You know I'm the
smartest
president in the
world, so
i cant die now"
he took 1 and left.
It was
Pope
Benedict and A little
school girl. The Pope
said to her:
"take the last 1, I'll
sacrifice my life 4
you". The little girl
replied:
"but there are two
parachutes left,
kibaki
took my school Bag

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Du,unamaanisha Rais Kibaki ni kilaza?

 

[valid statement]

hizo sasa n dharau....hah hah haaah.
Kibaki hakuweza kutofautisha begi na parachuti??lol

 

[Pancras Suday]

Huyu hakuwa kibaki unless alikuwa j.k

 

[Raia Fulani]

ayayaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

 

[Jaslaws]

Hahaaaaahahahaha,10x.

 

[Mr Q]

very funny!!