Ungekuwa wewe ungefanyaje?

[Badu]

Embu niambie mwana jf we ungefanyaje hapo coz gobole umeliacha mbali

 

[Donnie Charlie]

unafumuka na hilo hema lazima atarudi nyuma tu ..hapo unakamata bunduki fasta!

 

[sister]

unazimia gafla.

 

[Msambaa mkweli]

Mimi kwanza, naomba Mungu. Kisha mbio usawa bunduki. Kitaeleweka tu.

 

[Baba V]

Neno la kwanza'Shikamoo kaka simba' afu nasubiri matokeo

 

[Mandingo]

Mi nakata katako kangu namwachia!

 

[Badu]

unafumuka na hilo hema lazima atarudi nyuma tu ..hapo unakamata bunduki fasta!

Ufumuke vp wakat ameshakuona then yupo karibu kabisa

 

[Badu]

unazimia gafla.

Ukizimia ndo unafanywa kitoweo

 

[Badu]

Mimi kwanza, naomba Mungu. Kisha mbio usawa bunduki. Kitaeleweka tu.

Huo muda wakumuomba Mungu ndo s ndo anakufanya kitoweo

 

[Badu]

Neno la kwanza'Shikamoo kaka simba' afu nasubiri matokeo

hahahaha matokeo s anakugeuza bucha?

 

[Badu]

Mi nakata katako kangu namwachia!

Katako katakuwa kakusuuzia 2 mdomo hakamtoshi

 

[sister]

Ukizimia ndo unafanywa kitoweo

ah wapi itahisi ni mzoga tu ataniacha.

 

[Hute]

Neno la kwanza'Shikamoo kaka simba' afu nasubiri matokeo

nimecheka peke yangu chumbani hadi watu wamenishangaa....hahahaha....shikamoo kaka simba?lllhahahaha

 

[Sokwe Mjanja]

Hapo dawa yake ni kujifanya JOTI na kumchekesha, unatafuta kitu tu unamchekesha kaka simba huku unarudi nyuma nyuma kuchukua gobole lako

 

[Donnie Charlie]

Ufumuke vp wakat ameshakuona then yupo karibu kabisa

mnyama ni mnyama tu yani ukinyanyuka na hilo hema kama lilivyo lazima ashtuke tu.

 

[roby2006]

Labda awe ameshiba vinginevyo utakuwa kitoweo

ah wapi itahisi ni mzoga tu ataniacha.

 

[Head teacher]

natunisha mashavu. nakunja mdomo kama nungunungu namrukia shingoi roba kali . nahakikisha hapumui.

 

[mwaJ]

Neno la kwanza'Shikamoo kaka simba' afu nasubiri matokeo

Baba V umenivunja mbavu! Yaan nilikuwa bado natafakari cha kufanya mara nikakusoma! Lol! Nadhani hata huyo kaka simba mwenyewe angekusikia angecheka sana na kuondoka zake.

 

[mwaJ]

nimecheka peke yangu chumbani hadi watu wamenishangaa....hahahaha....shikamoo kaka simba?lllhahahaha

Si uongo mkuu, nimecheka sana pia. Siku za hivi karibuni JF Photos imenifanya nitembelee majukwaa mengine kwa kupitapita tu lakini humu nimefika kabisaa. Hasa baada ya wataalam wa picha za vituko akina Mbuzi Mzee kuongezeka.

 

[Konya]

natunisha mashavu. nakunja mdomo kama nungunungu namrukia shingoi roba kali . nahakikisha hapumui.

daah!nimecheka niaje..hayo yote unafanya mbele yake na yeye anakuangalia tu its funny