Unazijua methali hizi?

[The Pen]

Km huzijui, hapa ndio pa kujifunza. Angalia mwenzako Khanji Bhai alivyojibu kwa ufasaha:

(1) Mfa maji?… tampa life jacket.

(2) Mwenda pole?…tachelewa fika.

(3) Usipoziba ufa ?…mizi taona mpaka dani.

(4) Usilolijua?…uliza google.com.

(5) Mbio za utelezini?…chafua guo yako.

(6) Ukipenda boga?…ngoja mezi ya ramzani tapata.

(7) Ukiona vinaelea?…iko nyepesi hiyo.

(8) Maji yakimwagika?…mambie dada ta-deki.

(9) Chelewa chelewa?…takosa guo ya sukukuu…..

(10) Kila ndege .....? Hutua Airport

(11) Bandu bandu ....?bandu bandu nini, bandua iyo bana....

(12) Mtaka cha Mvunguni ....? Binua tanda

13) Simba mwenda kimya .....? Iko gonjwa kama sio gonjwa iko fungwa na Yanga

(14) Aisifuye mvua ....? Mkulima

(15) Barabara ndefu ....? Ongeza mwendo, tachelewa fika

(16) Mlanawe hafi nawe ila .....? Takimbia

(17) Asie sikia la mkuu ....? Tapeka jela

(18) Hasira za mkizi ....? Tatafuna veve

(19) Ujanja mwingi....? Hapana mpa kazi taibia yeye

(20) Akumurikae mchana ....? Kipofu

(21) Mficha maradhi ....?Taenda Loliondo

(22) Mkataa wingi ....? Taenda Chadema

(23) Bendera ....? Kama sio ya CCM, ya CUF

(24) Baniani mbaya ....? Sio kweli, naonea tu yeye

25) Akili nyingi ….? Tapasi mtihani

 

[Roulette]

hahahahaha. Nimezipenda sana, hasa namba 13

 

[LiverpoolFC]

Mkuu!!!!!!! Kweli uko nimezipenda karibu zote. Jitahidi angalau unaweza kutoa kakitabu chako cha MZENGWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kamkuki]

hahahahaha. Nimezipenda sana, hasa namba 13

teh teh teeeh mchokozi utamuona tu, tena ngoja ni...............................!

 

[The Pen]

hahahahaha. Nimezipenda sana, hasa namba 13

Mmh! Subiri, watakuja muda si mrefu.

 

[Delucaz]

dah kama majibu yenyewe ndio hayo ningekula 0% ya maana tu.

 

[braya]

dah! hiyo ya 13 yaukweli rafiki nimeipenda