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Wife goes to supermarket, sees men's briefs on sale. She buys a dozen of the same colour. Goes home and gives hubby.

Hubby protests, 'Why buy me same colour? People will think I do not change underwear!!'

Wife asks, 'Which people???
 
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Hiyo ya KIJITIA MWENYEWE ilinishtua sana,
wakati mwingine tumia Kiswahili cha kawaida kabisa
 
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Wife goes to supermarket, sees men's briefs on sale. She buys a dozen of the same colour. Goes home and gives hubby.

Hubby protests, 'Why buy me same colour? People will think I do not change underwear!!'

Wife asks, 'Which people???
Teh teh teh teh!!! Hapo kifuatacho ni kuanza kubembeleza 2 mkuu!
 
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hhahahahahhahahahhah lol
sina mbavu
naomba ui copy hii na uiweke kwenye mambo ya utani
nakika wegi wataipenda....
very funny...:clap2::clap2:
 
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iliwahi kutolewa rfa hii! Kumbe mkishaingia jF ndo basi hata redio hamskizi! Lol Jf ni noma
 
kijana makini

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kijana makini

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teh teh teh funny...hapo ni kumweka kifuani na kutoa maneno matamu ya uongo mpk alainike..
 
Chapa Nalo Jr

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Hiyo ya KIJITIA MWENYEWE ilinishtua sana,
wakati mwingine tumia Kiswahili cha kawaida kabisa
Eeh bwana kwamba kushoto kwenda kulia katika ndio tafsiri!!??
 
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staili nyingine bana michosho:A S-alert1:
 
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mwambie azimark mon to sun katika kila chup, ili usirudie uliyovaa jana wala juzi. Na nyumba ndogo ikiuliza mwambie hii ya leo and let her read the label
 

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