Ukiitaka nipm

Dr Kingu said:

Inauzwa bei gani mkuu. Nataka ninunue kwa ajili ya viongozi wa siasa ili wakidanganya tu wapate slap. Wamezidi kutudanganya.

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Sangara said:

Lol....hii haifai..

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monique said:

lol hii kali.

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s.fm said:

hii itarusha nyuma maendeleo...!

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lolyz said:

Kwanini unasema hivyo mi naona inafaa bana tena sana....imagine unarud late home wife anakuuliza umetoka wapi?ww unajibu job...

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Baba_Enock said:

Nilivyoona "heading" mawazo yangu yakanipeleka "sehemu nyingine kabisa"!

Ukiitaka...NiPM

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Dark City said:

Tatizo lake ni kwamba huu ni mtego wa panya...huwanasa waliomo na wasiokuwemo!!

Mie siitaki kabisa hata kama ingewafaa wanasiasa. Labda iwekewe masharti kwamba ni kwa matumizi ya majukwaani tu!!!

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AshaDii said:

Hii kali!!! Hii story tells us sometimes it is better not to know the truth....

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AshaDii said:

Hii kali!!! Hii story tells us sometimes it is better not to know the truth....

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lolyz said:

Mi nakushauri kama utapenda itumike majukwaani ina maana binafsi hupendi kudanganywa .so inabidi itumike majumbani kwanza ili huyu anayeenda jukwaani aogope kuongea uongo nje ya nyumbani kumbuka na yeye ana nyumbani Lol !

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lolyz said:

AshaDii ...Ni kweli ila sumtym ni vizuri kuujua ukweli ingawa inauma ila time will heal it ..

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lolyz said:

A Man buys a lie Detector Robot which slaps people who lie...
He decides to test it one evening at Dinner. So he asks his son.
>>>>
>>>>''Where were you today during school hours??''.... ''l was in class''.... Son
>>>>replies.. ''Twack!!!'' the Robot slaps Son. The Son goes like,...''ok... l lied,
>>>>l went to the movies''...
>>>>
>>>>Dad asks...'' Which movie was it''??... ''Toy Story 3''.... Son
>>>>replies....''Twack!!''.. Robot slaps son again!.... ''Ok!!..Ok... It was
>>>>Porn!!''.... Son confesses.
>>>>
>>>>Dad gets Angry and says...'' Whaaaat!!!!, when l was your age, l didn't even
>>>>know what porn was...'' ''Twack!!!'' Robot slaps Dad!...
>>>>
>>>>The man's wife who had been quiet all this while says...'' Forgive him Dear,
>>>>After all, He's your Son'' ...... ''Twack!!!' Robot Slaps mum....
>>>>
>>>> The machine is available in the Chinese market if u need one contact me
immediately!!

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Dark City said:

Naomba yaendelee kubaki hivyo hivyo ili nimalizie salama siku zangu zilizobaki za kuishi hapa duniani!!





Kama unataka tukuandikie salamu za R.I.P haraka sana, endekeza tabia ya kutafuta ukweli usio na tija!!

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ndetichia said:

kumbe na baba alikuwa ni memba wa jukwaa la M K..

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