Ujinga watu hufanya facebook!

[The Priest]

Uniiteje kivp?kwan Jf ni ccm vs cdm tu,jf is where we dare to talk openly!hili ni jukwaa la Jokes hata hvyo,sangara vp?

Na wewe uliyeleta ya Facebook huku tukuiteje....

 

[fazalazakata]

facebook- mwanaume akiandika status like 2 comment 3 lkn mwanamke akiandika status like 18 comment 22 hyo ndo facebook!

 

[utantambua]

1.Kubadilisha relationshp status kila siku,asbh upo &quot;single&quot; mchn &quot;in a relationshp&quot;,jioni its complicated,ucku &quot;married&quot; bdae divorced,<br />
2.Kuweka status kwa kila unachofanya hata vya kipuuzi.<br />
3.kuadd kila mtu eti kisa ame like post yako mahali.<br />
4.kutongoza kila demu anaeku2mia frnd request<br />
5.kila mtu kuweka homeplace dsm kana kwamba sehemu zngne hazibambi.<br />
6...<br />
Weka ujinga mwingne watu hufanya fb.

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6 kuweka picha za sehemu za starehe tu kudanganya watu kuwa hayo ndo maisha yako 24/7
7 kupost mambo ya ofisini kila dakika kujionesha upo bize ama wewe ni mtu muhimu sana kazini kwako
8 kuweka kila siku picha upo ofisini kwako kama vile umefunga ndoa na ofisi yako

 

[Rejao]

Mke wangu hata simu hajui kutumia,pole sn kama ulipata mke fb,anyway U'r Rejao

Ndio kakudanganya hivyo...

 

[Viol]

mtu akiupload picha hata kama hapendezi watu watacomment.....ur so beautiful,so handsome.

 

[The Priest]

Kutag mtu picha za ajabu bila ridhaa yake!
Kuadd watu kwa group za ajabu without thr concern.

 

[hengo]

Endeleeni kuuza sura na muyaonayo huko yaachieni hukohuko.

 

[Shine]

sio kila kinachopita fb huwa ujinga ila kwa madume wenzangu kuna hii nimeipata itatupa muelekeo 2napojichanganya fb.<br />
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Facebook Tips for Men:<br />
When a girl accepts your Friend<br />
Request, It means she accepted<br />
your FRIENDSHIP, not your<br />
PROPOSAL.<br />
When a girl sends you a Friend<br />
Request.. It means she wants to<br />
be your FRIEND and not your<br />
GIRL FRIEND.<br />
When she comments on your<br />
posts… It mean she’s just being<br />
SOCIAL and not FLIRTING.<br />
So, respect FRIENDSHIP and don’t<br />
start searching for<br />
RELATIONSHIP.

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Akiwa friend na baadae ukaona anafaa kuwa wife kipi kitazuia ma moyo ushapenda?

 

[Vin Diesel]

Uniiteje kivp?kwan Jf ni ccm vs cdm tu,jf is where we dare to talk openly!hili ni jukwaa la Jokes hata hvyo,sangara vp?

Hata mie nimeuliza kwa context hiyo hiyo mkuu...no offense.

 

[The Priest]

Gotcha fish!

Hata mie nimeuliza kwa context hiyo hiyo mkuu...no offense.

 

[Rejao]

mtu akiupload picha hata kama hapendezi watu watacomment.....ur so beautiful,so handsome.

Naona wamekuleta uwanja wa nyumbani!
Waambie pia wewe ni mod wa ile page yako!

 

[Terrire]

1.Kubadilisha relationshp status kila siku,asbh upo "single" mchn "in a relationshp",jioni its complicated,ucku "married" bdae divorced,
2.Kuweka status kwa kila unachofanya hata vya kipuuzi.
3.kuadd kila mtu eti kisa ame like post yako mahali.
4.kutongoza kila demu anaeku2mia frnd request
5.kila mtu kuweka homeplace dsm kana kwamba sehemu zngne hazibambi.
6...
Weka ujinga mwingne watu hufanya fb.

Nimipenda hiyo 3 & 5. Thats true

 

[Viol]

Naona wamekuleta uwanja wa nyumbani!
Waambie pia wewe ni mod wa ile page yako!

we ile page yangu naihangaikia ile mbaya,ban kibao

 

[mojoki]

kuna wengine mnakashifu fb lakini hizo hizo tabia za kijinga huwa mnazifanya bar,maofisin,wengine humu ndani mnachakachuana sana tu...

 

[mtoto mpole]

wakaka: kuimagine kila demu unachat nae ni mrembo

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Hii ndo kali zaidi daughter..

 

[ndetichia]

sio kila kinachopita fb huwa ujinga ila kwa madume wenzangu kuna hii nimeipata itatupa muelekeo 2napojichanganya fb.

Facebook Tips for Men:
When a girl accepts your Friend
Request, It means she accepted
your FRIENDSHIP, not your
PROPOSAL.
When a girl sends you a Friend
Request.. It means she wants to
be your FRIEND and not your
GIRL FRIEND.
When she comments on your
posts… It mean she’s just being
SOCIAL and not FLIRTING.
So, respect FRIENDSHIP and don’t
start searching for
RELATIONSHIP.

sawa ankali fundi nimekupata..

 

[The Priest]

Hyo kweli kabisa,

facebook- mwanaume akiandika status like 2 comment 3 lkn mwanamke akiandika status like 18 comment 22 hyo ndo facebook!

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[Kibukuasili]

Haya mambo ya fb yamefuata nini huku jf. Si kuna forum za fb?

 

[juniornduti]

mada zingine bwana! pole ndugu yangu!

 

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