Tupia misamiati mipya(MICHAPIO)a.k.a KUCHAPIA

[Faru dume]

Bata-data...
Skuni-spoon

 

[Nashali Jay]

Umenitishua-umenishtua

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[Clan2626]

mikumi na kilombali wapi mbelo:
mikumi na kilombero wapi mbali

 

[Punguli]

nipatie pini ya chaja ndogo. . (nipatie chaja ya pini ndogo)

 

[luis_charles]

nilikimbia, kukata mbwa tuu kona huyo, nilishtuka kucheck mapigo ya mbio yanaenda moyo kishenzi

 

[njugilo]

ni dip
ni beep

 

[kweyamba_dave]

not a joke,not a gossip UMEBUGIIIIIIIII

 

[CAREEN QUEEN]

fyenkyu-thank u

 

[Nyakisirya]

Mipiluko ya fongo bleva
Milipuko ya bongoflavour

 

[Nyakisirya]

Abushabakari badiki
Abubakari sadiki

 

[mdoe the thinker]

Sabusa
Sabufa

 

[SuperImpressor]

Chacha= charger
Chachi= Charge
Bomba la maji = Pomba la machi
Maboga= Mapoga
Usikubali kudanganywa= Usikubhali ghutang`anywa
Hivi umekuwaje= Kana umekuwaje
Mjusi= Muchusi
Amedondoka= Ametondoka
Binadamu tuna majaribu= Bhinatamu tuna machalibu

 

[MBUNICHA]

kasumbari>kachumbari
umeshaka2 meumbuka> umekaa kama umeumbuka.

 

[Senior vampire]

nilikimbia, kukata mbwa tuu kona huyo, nilishtuka kucheck mapigo ya mbio yanaenda moyo kishenzi

dah!kwi kwi kwi kwi

 

[Sevendayz]

Red blu~red bull

 

[Mdudu Wa Masala]

Red blu~red bull

Aloe-vera=ALVARO

 

[MRSH]

Aloe-vera=ALVARO

Chipsi kaki na mishikavu

 

[olele]

jamaa wa2 walitmwa kununua toilet paper walpofka dukan mmja akasma
naomba kipele kipepa
mwnzie akamwmbia umekosea ni kitenk pepa
nilichka kidgo nife

 

[Mkemia mkuu]

jamaa wa2 walitmwa kununua toilet paper walpofka dukan mmja akasma
naomba kipele kipepa
mwnzie akamwmbia umekosea ni kitenk pepa
nilichka kidgo nife

hao lazima watakuwa wamakonde...hahaha du!! Mpaka nimejisaidia upepo.

 

[Mdudu Wa Masala]

Discshenary=dictionary

clogate=colgate

marahage=maharage.

Msikiti wa Bohora=msikiti wa borohoa.