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Tupia hapa: Jina la utani la mwalimu wako ulipokuwa xuli

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MTU POLI, Jun 6, 2012.

  1. MTU POLI

    MTU POLI Member

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    Mwl. Mnoko - huyu alikuwa akikukuta na kosa ni bakola, hakuna msamaha

    Mwl. Consumer - huyu alikuwa mwl wa commerce, ilikuwa hazipiti dakika mbili bila kutaja neno consumaer

    Mwl. Bunsen Banner - huyu alikuwa mwl wa chemistry


    Mwl. Double entry system - huyu alikuwa mwl wa book keeping
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    Cyborg,,,,alikua baunsa????
    Manyoya ya paka-kembamba
     
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    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Mwalimu wa chemistry-carbon
     
  4. Kitoabu

    Kitoabu JF-Expert Member

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    moshi......huyu alikuwa na uwezo kuja mpaka kitandan kwaako na kuna mwanga na usimuone

    swayo......huyu kwa kufukuza wanafunzi ilikuwa ni balaaa

    myuuuu............ Mwalimu wa physics

    kula chimboo...... Kula ukoko
    mnyamugi..... Mtu wa mtaaani
     
  5. caven dish

    caven dish Senior Member

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    Chemistry (Muhindi) = Bunsen Burner
    Economics = Oportunity Cost
     
  6. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    hahahaha.vp wenyewe walikuwa wanayajua majina mliwapachika?
     
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    XANDRIA Member

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    beree alikuwa mwalimu wa chemistry kabila la mmbulu
    double look alikua ana makengeza
     
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    JULIUS MBIAJI Member

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    Ngoswe.
     
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    Safhat JF-Expert Member

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    Kilaza-mwl. wa geo, 2mbo-mwl. wa eng.
     
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    KML JF-Expert Member

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    kwani?? mwalim mkuu mama ako??
     
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    Graph Theory JF-Expert Member

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    Mwalimu mkunungu
    Mwalimu fyudo
    The unseen is illustrated by the seen.
     
  12. Kitoabu

    Kitoabu JF-Expert Member

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    wayajulie wapi wakat ndo tuliyatumia kuwagossip hata wawapo karib
     
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    Nyigana Senior Member

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    Dude alikuwa mwl wa kiswang alikua anafanana na mwigizaji kulwa
     
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    cement JF-Expert Member

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    Stick
    Fito
     
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    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Gobole (alikuwa mkali sana),
    tse-tse fly
     
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    Doreen22 JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna mmoja tulikuwa tunamwita handsome, alikuwa mzuri wa sura kinoma but mwendo wake utalia!, anatembea vibaya kama kafungiwa mota mbovu
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Teacher Tody alikuwa na macho makubwa pande za Mbeya sec


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    Near by Uyole Mbeya.
     
  18. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    hahaha nimependa double look
     
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    mapanga3 JF-Expert Member

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    mwl figure
     
  20. African220

    African220 Member

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    Ngura mwalimu wa hesabati Kisale sec
     
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