Tunagema ulanzi

[maroon7]

 

[Ligogoma]

Mie niagizie mkangafu, nataka lita tano leo nijidunge mpaka baas!!!!

 

[Lusoli]

Niagizie mtogwa sana,leo nna mechi ngum sana

 

[maroon7]

Mie niagizie mkangafu, nataka lita tano leo nijidunge mpaka baas!!!!

Kweli leo lazma upombeke

 

[maroon7]

Niagizie mtogwa sana,leo nna mechi ngum sana

Duh,mechi hiyo lazma utafungwa...bora upige kitu yenyewe

 

[Lusoli]

Duh,mechi hiyo lazma utafungwa...bora upige kitu yenyewe

Nahamasisha wachezaji

 

[maroon7]

Nahamasisha wachezaji

Kweli maana ukipiga mkangafu lazma wachezaji walewe.........

 

[THE WATCHER]

Mdindifu tafadhali, nataka nijifunze kuchukia kiongozi.

 

[kadakokigondile]

Nampa ofa Masele

 

[kichomiz]

Dadadeki hii kitu nimeimiss sana jama yaani basi tu.

 

[Nyalotsi]

Damn! Umenikumbusha mbali sana! Kipindi tupo primary tukitoka skuli tunapitia kwenye vitindi kuponga mbeta. Sasa siku moja tukaenda kwenye vitindi vya maza mmoja akatufuma tunamwibia tukatimua mbio. Bahati mbaya mi alikuwa ananifahamu akaanza kufoka na matusi juu. Akaniambia we Nyalotsi nakufahamu, kesho naenda kwa mwalimu mkuu utataja na wenzio! Aisee sikwenda shuleni wiki nzima. Nilivyokutana naye siku nyingine akanambia alikuwa anatutishia tusiende tena.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Ulanzi kwa makatapera mbona raha

 

[Ngalikihinja]

Dah.... Vitindi..... Mbeta.... Mavembe... Maboso.... Wengine walikuwaga wanalaukaga ulanzi, tena mdindifu

 

[Chimunguru]

Iringa Ntarudi tu, haiwezekani mfaudu wenyewe hiyo BAMBOO JUICE!!

 

[kigoda]

Dah nimemiss sana nyamtuta na kilama mweee! Ngoja nirudi Ikonda lol!

 

[nasalena]

Winamilage nene ngwita,,, Winamilage haya twende ne ndaiwenda unya kifyenguri!

 

[Nyalotsi]

Dah nimemiss sana nyamtuta na kilama mweee! Ngoja nirudi Ikonda lol!

Mapembelo Binamu!

 

[kigoda]

Mapembelo Binamu!

Tsova lokolo kalibu kwawe. Tolavoke inyamtuta.

 

[Nyalotsi]

Tsova lokolo kalibu kwawe. Tolavoke inyamtuta.

Ha,ha! Jyandikhwitsa. Lakhini isitimbwe sijag'hile na mabekhe g'ha mbavo

 

[Msherwa]

Patrickn umenikumbusha mbali sana, enzi hizo nilipiga kitu cha mkangafu afu wita ndihele kunyumba ndikukabanya kadala ka jirani, daaaaahhhhhhh, Old is Gold!