Things you can do when have no Internet Connection


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[h=3]Here is a list of things you can do when have no Internet Connection. I know its hard to live without internet but what else if it isn't an option. [/h]

  • Open videos and images using notepad
  • Open a blank page in your browser and repeatedly press F5
  • Synchronize all the watches you have
  • Ask yourself why you didn't just go to an Internet cafe
  • Create your own black book
  • List all your friends and family members in it
  • Roast marshmallows
  • Go to a mall and sit on a bench while staring at a fixed point for the whole day
  • Watch Titanic for the 15th time
  • Buy a metro pass and keep going back and forth all day long
  • Write an eBook
  • Watch the news
  • Invite friends over
  • Call your Internet provider
  • Comb your hair
  • Count the number of cars that pass by Your window each minute
  • Treat yourself to a fancy dinner
  • Take a shower
  • Blame Politics and Global Warming
  • Open the registry and delete all the entries starting with the letter 'a'
  • Call a friend and ask him what to do
  • Try renaming a folder into 'con'
  • Make a prank call
  • Mow the lawn
  • Go to a zoo
  • Uninstall useless programs taking up valuable space
  • Learn how to make an HTML webpage
  • Wash your car
  • Get in your car and keep driving till you run out of gas
  • Meditate
  • Just lay back and chill
  • Play some sports
  • Arrange your library using the Dewey Decimal System
  • Watch TV
  • Give out free hugs
  • Get in touch with old friends
  • Read a book
  • Learn how to cook
  • Write in a journal
  • Organize your documents
  • Mess around with Photoshop
  • Watch a movie
  • Bake fudge brownies
  • Go to the gym
  • Rename your collection of 10,000 photos
  • Go swimming
  • Play solitaire
  • Cry desperately
  • Think up a clever list of comebacks for your teacher/boss
  • Rearrange your desktop icons
  • Teach your old dog new tricks
  • Hide behind bushes and scare people
  • Smile at a random person on the street
  • Do Your homework
  • Look in the mirror and try to act cool
  • Read a newspaper
  • Play a board game
  • Call your Internet provider
  • Arrange your TV channels
  • Play the pre-installed games on your mobile
  • Eat something
  • Find out what all the buttons on your keyboard do
  • Open a dictionary and learn 100 new words
  • Go outside and take pictures of random people
  • Play racing games and lose the race on purpose, every time
  • Make an HTML webpage
  • Study for an upcoming exam
  • Clean up your garage
  • Walk around town
  • Go to the beach
  • Count from 1 to a million
  • Clean all the monitors around your house
  • Organize your bookmarks
  • Figure out the meaning of life
  • Look through your old yearbooks
  • Visit a graveyard
  • Learn how to dance
  • Drink 8 cups of water
  • Lie in the grass and watch the clouds
  • Update your address book
  • Have a nap
  • Have a picnic
  • Go jogging
  • Defragment your hard drive
  • Tidy up your room
  • Learn how to touch type
  • Learn a card trick
" Human body can live 7 days without food but we can't live 7 mins without Internet"
 
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Kibongo bongo watumiaji wa mtandao pepe hawafiki hata 5 %...
 
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... duh...hizo habari za ulaya kwa bongo mtu anakaa mwezi hana access ya internet na hana tabu
 
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Lugha za watu hizi jamani.

Kuna tatizo la lugha katika kichwa cha hii habari. Rekebisha.

Hizi copy and paste bila kuelewa unacho-kibandika ni tatizo.
 
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Lugha za watu hizi jamani.

Kuna tatizo la lugha katika kichwa cha hii habari. Rekebisha.

Hizi copy and paste bila kuelewa unacho-kibandika ni tatizo.
hajakosea,hiyo kwenye lugha inaitwa reversal...ni sahihi kabisa kwasababu maana unapaya ile ile...excuse me who are you to correct anything you think or believe is not right? Utaumia ongeza knowledge dada angu
 
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Duh nyingiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nitazisoma siku sina internet connection! Itakuwa kazi mojawapo..."One this you can do when you have no internet connection: Read things to do when you have no internet connection posted by MziziMkavu"
 
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hajakosea,hiyo kwenye lugha inaitwa reversal...ni sahihi kabisa kwasababu maana unapaya ile ile...excuse me who are you to correct anything you think or believe is not right? Utaumia ongeza knowledge dada angu
Rekebisha hapo kwanza.
 
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Hapo kwenye con ndo umeniacha hoi
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windows+R CMD
enter md con
 
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Lugha za watu hizi jamani.

Kuna tatizo la lugha katika kichwa cha hii habari. Rekebisha.

Hizi copy and paste bila kuelewa unacho-kibandika ni tatizo.
Andika na wewe Thread yako urekebishe basi unapenda kuleta maneno ya pumba weeee
 
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Andika na wewe Thread yako urekebishe basi unapenda kuleta maneno ya pumba weeee
Dah! MziziMkavu, nnajuwa kuiandika hiyo lugha kuliko nnavyojuwa kukiandika Kiswahili. Hiyo nimejifundisha, Kiswahili ni lugha mama.
 
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mkuu MziziMkavu vitu vilivyo orodheshwa hapo vime-base kimbele mbele sana my be per the life style of wazunguz.what a bout an ordinary m
wananchi in namtumbo,mbinga,msanga ngongele who relies on mobile internet provided by let say tigo or voda?what else should he/she do instead if goes a day without internet service?.cc wakulima hatumo humo.haya bhana.
 
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